Upon learning my partner in (blog) crime would be out of the office this week, my first thought was, “Oh shit! I have to take over the Manhunt Daily Wood.” Actually, it might have been something sentimental about missing him or some crap. But at the very least, that was my second thought…
Even if I picked the hottest guy in the world, you’re bound to pick him apart and point out all his flaws. He’s too hairy. He’s not hairy enough. Too fat. Feed him a sandwich. Shall I go on with this never-ending list? I tell you, this level of pressure is nerve-wracking!
In the end, I decided to go with the most beautiful man I could find. It just so happens that his last name is “DeWitt“, which may or may not have had some influence over my decision. Oh, and his first name is Bryan… Did I mention that he’s fucking beautiful?
– Dewitt
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Blue eyes makes me sleep tight on Friday night… Good fucking boy. He may fuck me the way he wanted to…
He is fucking GORGEOUS!!!!! BEAUTIFUL EYES!!! They make me want to melt!
Very nice…love the close-up of his stubbly face and his ice-blue eyes…and love the way his cockhead outline looks in his Calvins…
Does this gent smile, or does he always pose like this
Models don’t smile, silly!
nice knob…
just fucking gorgeous!
Ridiculously stunning….
YUP….Works for me!!!!!
He’s not hairy enough! He’s too muscular. Feed him a sandwich! His eyes are the wrong color! That’s not his real hair color! What’s with the faux-hawk in the last picture? Why isn’t he writhing around on the ground on a Slip N’ Slide? You can’t see his knees enough! His face is too scruffy! (There ya go! I think I covered enough of them for ya!!! And by the way….AWESOME choice today Dewitt! Beautiful guy!)
Top 10 please!!! 😀
I would totally have sex with him. Repeatedly. Or just masturbate to the pictures 🙂
He is stunning. Personally I don’t envy you at all Dewitt. All of us bitches on here do tend to pick these poor guys to death. It’s all just to deflect our own insecurities. “If I can pick him apart, then I feel better about me.” That’s a false belief of course. It’s sad how vicious we can be and in my case it’s usually just to try and be funny. Keep on doing what you’re doing so well and just ignore the haters, bitches and whiners.
Oh and I of course nominate him for “The Ten”. I think he could fare pretty well there…after Todd shows us his hole of course.
Yep. Nice choice. Would like to see more of him. Literally.
more like “Weapons of Mass Seduction” very nice. Love those eyes.
And I thought it should be “Weapons of Ass Destruction”!
his eyes…. just wow.
OMGGGGG so sexy