Madonna: “Turn Up The Radio”

The truth of the matter is that Madonna just wants to get in her car. She wants to go fast, and she wants to go far. Don’t you dare ask her to explain how she feels! Because she doesn’t want to say where she’s going. Is that so wrong? Can she live? Will you please turn up the damn radio, so she’ll stop singing about it whilst gyrating in the back of a convertible?

This is a post about the entirely lackluster music video for Madonna’s “Turn Up The Radio”, an entirely lackluster song from her mostly lackluster album MDNA. This is the part of the post where I hide under my desk in fear that some rabid Madonna fan locates Manhunt headquarters and throws a grenade through the window for not worshipping at the Ciccone fountain of cooch juice and praising every single thing she does.

I GUESS IT JUST MEANS I’M AN AGEIST, TERRIBLE PERSON, RIGHT?

– Dewitt

Click through to watch the music video for “Turn Up The Radio”: