Green beer, people who aren’t Irish getting obnoxiously drunk and puking in the streets, and here in Boston we get EVEN MORE awful renditions of “Sweet Caroline”! It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and if you’re not fucked up and picking a fight with that guy you imagined looked at your girlfriend’s tits, you’re not American.
There should be a preface here. I am Irish, I like beer, and there has been many a St. Pat’s Day (“St. Paddy’s Day” just sounds amateurish) when I have been falling down drunk. But I did it in a classy, non-obnoxious way (*chortle*). My Facebook profile pic is from a St. Patrick’s Day party and it’s pretty famous in certain circles. If you’ve ever wanted to know what the troll who writes this shit looks like, check it. Hey, if Dewitt can do it…
One of the few good things about the annual insult to Irish people is that guys at parties like to drop trou. Has anyone else seen a lot of dick at parties? And some of the guys weren’t leprechauns in the pants area! Guys also like to show off their dumb shamrock tats, which are less dumb when they’re on a nice bicep or a tight butt.
Anyway, let’s fetishize the Irish even more! Here’s a whole slew of pics of hot Irish guys for you to wank to before you make the asshole move of drinking beer with green food coloring on Saturday. Erin Go Bragh (ugh)!
Note – I have no real proof that any of these dudes are Irish. But they’re ginge and hot and this post is about ridiculing stereotypes, so you’ll get over it.
– J. Harvey
To check out some hot and possibly Irish guys, Follow the JUMP:
Sweet Jesus, can you imagine being in the middle of a group scene with all of those fire crotches???
i vote jp. anyone else think he just looks like an angel?
sean patrick davey….. HOT
Kennedy Carter looks like Prince Harry. I’d do both of them!!!!!
Are all these men Irish Americans? They’re very hot and attractive. Danny Harper is my favorite.
i love kennedy carter so hard! that man has absolutely dominated my masturbatory fantasies for the past couple weeks — omg!
Lawd… thanks for the post… just recently came across Chase, and yes, he’s a straight Irish firefighter (apparently). Ginger is my absolute favourite, so all the others I’ve known and wanked to many times over. Hands off, shimmian… Blu’s my porn husband and we’ve been “married” for years. Absolute shame he’s retired from the biz. have to make do with Kennedy Carter, who is smokin hot, but he’s not my Blu 🙁
very hot guys to fuck with
i wanna put my cum tattoo on chase and max london.
:-).
how about That?
(i want to put my cum tattoo on you too j. harv.
{you cute little leprechaun.})
I blush!
so you should.
*devilish grin*
J. Harvey ur pic was hilarious!
I love Gingers…those last three would look wonderful circle-jerking around me 😉
Max has got the face butt his ass needs to bring it a little more to be flaunted like that, sorry for the critique I hope it’s just a phase.
You forgot James Jamesson! 😛
I was hurt too 🙁
I hope to sweet Jesus you have a rainbow coming out of your hands and it was just clipped out of the photo too, J.
this is the hottest group of men ever … i am so glad i don’t have to choose just one … they all get my vote!
I want to let sena patrick davey do whatever he wants to me
I think we’re all devastated by his absence from this list. I’ll fall on the sword, since J. Harvz (sorry for abbreving) asked me to contribute a list of ginges before this post.
I also forgot Connor Maguire! His “blowjob eyes” are the best.
I will take the blame! I should have done my own research. It’s just that Dewitt is my Porn-pedia. Oh, and I’m lazy.
J. Harvey, thank you for letting us see what you look like. Who knew it would take St. Patty’s day to draw you out. Side note: did we ever really find out which one Dewitt was? I don’t think so. I like how you roll…”Here I am”. Fun pic.