Let’s Get Kinky: Clothespins

Who hasn’t wanted a guy to attach clothespins to their cock and balls? It’s like a reverse wooden mohawk for your dick. You can even attach some to your nipples. Your lips! Your nose! Some guys like being human laundry. Whenever I’ve watched porn that involves some dude getting clothespinned, I note that when the clothespin is taken off – the victim is all “AAAHHHH!!!” It must be the blood rushing back to the area all at once. Sexual charge or “ow, why would you do that?” Try it at home and report back to us.

The following pics and vid from Straight Hell features a little more kink than just clothespins. This poor guy gets his ass BEAT. We’re talking welts. You’ve been warned!

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Straight Hell

Click through to see Lukas in an excruciating painful situation:

21 thoughts on “Let’s Get Kinky: Clothespins

  1. OK, that’s 3 really bad awful terrible posts in a row. What is this, National Torture Your Readers Day?

  2. If a guy did that to me…………………………. When I got lose he had better run, because I will beat the hell out of him. Don’t judge if you’re into that, but don’t you dare do it to me. lol!

  3. Epitome of stupid.
    Just don’t post anything if it’s this bad, really!

    You and DeTwit have gotten so bad the past few months. 

  4. OK, the clothespins are out, the nip thing, maybe… but the marks after what looks like caning?  I mean I saw the flogs but those marks look like he was hit by a cane!  No freakin’ way in hell.  No thanks, good bye!

  5. I suppose there are folks into this.  VERY small minority, I’m sure.  But, it had better never happen to me.  Their life is in danger if they did.

  6. Ah, yer all a bunch of city-boy wimps.  The only thing you guys abuse is yr livers, I bet.

  7. I started using clothespins on my nipples when I was 13 or so after seeing it in one of my uncle’s Hustlers.  Loved it and still do!  I have nipple clamps but you have to adjust the screws and keep adjusting them.  Old fashioned clothespins are much easier.
    I also used to use a couple of my mom’s bobby pins (side ways) and pinch the very tip of my nipples in them….ah memories ; )
    And yes it hurts like fuck when they come off LOL

  8. I’ve been following this site since it premiered four years ago. Those Brits really like their fetishes! But I’ve also seen the clothespins used on the Kink.com sites (Bound Gods and Bound in Public).

  9. Considering the number of guys who approach Me to experience them first-hand. I would say their use is very popular.

  10. No one is making you stay here, Guest. Don’t like the service or the menu items, feel free to shop elsewhere.  We promise not to miss you.

  11. Well J. Harvey, I think you may have made a simple fun thing like clothes-pins seem scarier than they are by connecting it to straighthell.com. Those guys are full on BDSM pain sluts. Their actors are supposed to be straight guys that are TORTURED by gay guys. Based upon the comments above it seems that so many of these big bruisers on here are terrified of a few little clothes-pins.  They are fun but the intensity of them being taken off is where the charge comes from. Yes, it hurts like crazy for a moment but no damage is done and your adrenalin is pumping afterwards.  For those into the pins, one word…zipper. (google it)

  12. BDSM is based in consent.  No true dom would ever torture a sub who hadn’t consented to be tortured.  So, no worries about anyone forcing you.

  13. It’s estimated that about 10% of the population, both gay and straight, enjoy erotic pain.  If you like having your tits pinched, you’re into erotic pain.  So that minority is not as small as you think.

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