Let The Shawn Roberts Skeeve Continue: The Night Paige Michalchuk’s Rapist Got Raped With A Giant Dildo By Two Cougars

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Isn’t the synergy between myself and Dewitt incredible? After reading (and getting very into) his post about Canadian actor Shawn Roberts (the post below this one), a lightbulb went off over my head. In my line of work, you’re always scouring the Interwebnetz to find footage of hot guys in gay situations. I KNEW I had seen Shawn Roberts somewhere besides rapin’ people on Degrassi. And I found it!

He made a dumb, direct-to-DVD sex comedy back in the early aughts called National Lampoon’s Going The Distance. I prefer the Vacations. In a key scene, he goes back to his motel with two horny cougars, who strip him, tie him up, and it’s implied that they stuff a giant, lubed dildo in his hot ass. A disclaimer – rape is never funny. Now that we’re past that, he’s so hot all nekkid and vulnerable! They leave him tied  up, so the next morning his friends can laugh at him all helpless with just a cowboy hat on his butt. Some friends. At least the cougars left the dildo for Shawn to sit on later.

– J. Harvey

To watch Shawn Roberts’ Going The Distance character experience karmic revenge for what his character did on Degrassi, Follow the BREAK:

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Shawn Roberts*Going the Distance* by dunzo31

Bonus – someone made this slo-mo, softcore wank reel of some of Shawn’s appearances. It’s Shawn Roberts Day on Manhunt Daily!