Kylie Minogue Is A “Timebomb”

I sound like a corny bitch, but Kylie Minogue’s tracks always fill me with bouncy homosexual joy. It’s Memorial Day Weekend, and she’s got a new song. Party.

This is “Timebomb”. It ain’t deep, but you’ll shake your ass. She’s just every kind of adorable. My only problem with this video is that she stole that girl’s phone and didn’t return it! She just threw it away! Celebrities *shakes head*.

– J. Harvey

Check out Kylie Minogue’s “Timebomb” after the jump:

12 thoughts on “Kylie Minogue Is A “Timebomb”

  1. I don´t know how she does it…but she does…every time! Love her stuff!   Can’t wait for tonight!

  2. Totally agree! Fills me with gay guy glee. I like her. I like that she’s old enough to be my mom but she’s still totally sexy and badass – with that little flirt in her eyes all the time. 

    Come on, come on. Do the Locomotion, Kylieeeee….. 😀

  3. I read online how this song is in celebration of her 25th year in the business.   Good for her!   She looks amazing and the song is pure fun.  

  4. I actually didn’t hear any bits of those songs in this…unlike when Gaga came out with Born This Way, which DOES sound more than a bit like Express Yourself. If anything, it may sound a slight bit like Celebration, but that was one of Madge’s most generic sounding songs ever.

  5. Amen. I also like that not only is she sexy and badass, but she does it in a sensual way, not a sexual way…if that makes sense.

  6. I love love love this song/video & the official extended mix – http://soundcloud.com/silvanemesis/timebomb-extended-mix

    … a pre summer slice of juicy goodness 

  7. It just makes me laugh that in all seriousess this song is really average and if anything a filler compared to her hits need I say does not hold a candle to anything on MDNA yet Madonna is publicly flogged for her new music yet Kylie the worlds most benign fence sitter is constantly championed.

  8. Having heard MDNA , you really cant compare.. Madge has lost the plot… i have been a fan for years, seen her many times but MDNA is a collection of bad songs.Im not saying Kylie is better but madges new music is bad. I see her sales are so poor she has to make a profit on her tour now, if not then she will be in big trouble. I think madge got to a point were she thought she was untouchable. She thought she could release any type of music and it would sell… not anymore

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