Know Your Penises!

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Manhunt is all about the penis. We essentially traffic in it. Celebrating the diversity of schlong all over the world could be one of our mission statements.

It’s always nice in our line of work to have a reference guide for easy identification. So we rounded up the 8 most common types of cock that we encounter, put em’ in a line-up, and created this handy graphic. How well do YOU know your penises? Don’t worry, they can’t see or hear you through the one way mirror. We know Donkey Dick can be especially intimidating.

Feel free to print this out and laminate them for easy use. Does anyone need a wallet size?

We also want to know – which of these types of cock is the one most likely to make YOURS hard when it’s unveiled? Does “Curved” hit that sweet spot? Do you like them “Ribbed” for your pleasure? Choose which one of these hardened criminals you’d like to capture!

Is there a type of cock you know of that you don’t see here? Let us know!

– J. Harvey

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2,684 thoughts on “Know Your Penises!”

  1. wow, so far donkey dick is 3rd. Always liked ’em big. Wouldn’t be so bad but a few of my homeys are hung!

  3. You should acknowledge that there is another type of cock: the small cock!  It’s a reality.  Some guys have this type, and some guys like this type!

  4. I’m ribbed, which is winning by a landslide, yet I get complaints of being too long and too think. Go figure.

  6. my cock is 8 inches thick n cut…ribbed for ALL pleasure…glad to see i am soo popular…anyone like to go for a ride?…lol

  9. I like how this chart starts at 6.5″, conveniently /over/ the actual average size. I especially like how the one labelled “button” is still somehow above average. Nice, guys.

  10. Shocking that “ribbed” is ahead.  I wonder how much of this is real versus someone’s “idea” of their own dick?  LOL. 

  11. I’m a mushroom-grower and a ginger 🙂

    I get compliments on my mushroom head, nice and thick… as for my preference, a nice thick beer can
    (with a glass of red wine on the side).  LOL

  14. And they’re lit from beneath to boot! Which always makes things appear bigger than they are…

  15. Back to the topic at hand, I like a good mushroom. I prefer ’em to have thicker stalks than the one depicted, but a nice mushroom head on a good-looking shaft… mmmm

  17. I’m with you ‘alaska’, Meaty, Hung, Thick,  propels me to another realm of existence, and energy!  I could suck, and worship a huge cock on the right personality …. forever!

  18. Reading the above comments has unfortunately confirmed to me that yes indeed ALL gay men are retarded.

  24. I’m a mushroom, ribbed, donkey dick kind of guys. . .especially those that break through the first and second sphincter and pound on my prostate. . .but a hot thick ribbed cock is wonderful to look and a marvel to touch, especially when squeezed by a cock ring and glistening with lube or grease.

  25. Hey Northguy! You are the first and only one to mention “personality” what I call ‘tude. For me, as important as cock shape and size and maybe even more so. I remember somebody once comparing some guys with big cocks to the little old lady behind the wheel of a Lincoln Town Car … pretty impressive equipment but she has absolutely no idea what to do with it.

  26. I have learned that not matter what kind of dick you got, sometimes is better to pass if the rest is ugly!!

  27. Again guys ..it not the size or shape of the boat it is the captain that steers the ship to home port. ;-)>

  28. Depends what I’m doing with it, what he’s doing with it. Lol. I prefer to lick and suck on the Donkey Dick, but he’s not fucking me with that! lol.

  35. With me it depends on what im doing. If  im sucking one the  button or mushroom.If im being fucked id  probably prefer the anteater or the  needle as im mostly a top and dont get fucked that often

  36. I’m a ribbed anteater (2nd and 3rd, nice to see) and my bf is a mushroom. Plenty of diversity in our relationship 🙂

  40. How can you join this poll when there isnt any means to put my vote. I am well disappointed guys.

  42. Curved and thick gives the most pleasurable, but punishing fuck. After getting fucked good with one of those, you really feel like you had a work out. Unrelenting and yet you need it. You find yourself wanting him to stop and continue simultaneously. You usually feel fucked good when he’s done with you find yourself feeling fucked good when he finishes using you hard.

  44. Give me a donkey, ribbed dick all day everyday.  By preference.  But any combo of these, with good motion is good.  Some guys know how to fuck…plenty don’t.  

  47. Donkey Dicks never ever scared me …..with one exception.  OMG.  Any combo of the DK and the ribbed would be most satisfying provided the owner knows what he’s doing…..in agreement with Uplate3766 – some guys just don’t know how to fuck…

  48. I agree.. I want a donkey dick so bad.  I want to stretch my ass.. I am in central Arkansas where are you

  49. I’m with Dcarm — My favorite cock of all time was a nice, long and THICK shaft with a THICKER mushroom head that was deflty used at that most sensitive of areas of my posterior anatomy ;O}

  53. I have never understood the general fasination with ‘big’ cocks. Personally, I’m not into pain of any kind.  There is no fine line between pleasure and pain.  It either hurts or it doesn’t.  The size queens can have those big thangs.  I’m more like Goldie Locks….  not to small, not too big.  If it doesn’t fit in my mouth, it ain’t going in my ass either. 🙂

  54. LOL, most dicks over 8″ and the smallest at 6.5″…typical Manhunt inches instead of real ones.  How sadly predictable.  I like them all but I think if I have to pick one, I’d go with mushroom.

  55. So there are 7 kinds of mutilated dicks, but only one kind of natural? That’s idiotic. Natural dicks are not all identical. Just like broken dicks, they can be long or short, skinny or stout, have big heads or small ones. The can also have loose or tight skin, can taper or not, can curve or not. This was obviously created by someone who rarely, if ever sees a real penis!

  59. MEN & their cocks are ALL beautiful-

    ALL Colors/shapes/sizes/cut/un-cut/Tall/
    thin/Bear…etc-

    A true uniqueness & works of ART in & on
    EVERY MANS own Body/mind/spirit&Soul-

    Ones with self L0ve LEADS 2 SHARED L0vE 2 other…

    Trick to be a REAL
    mans man
    4m2m
    both Inside & out

  61. nobody mentioned anything about uncut.. if it is uncut it is def better than the length and girth. uncut + one of those types above great choice.

  62. Variety is the spice of life — I like them all. Have to agree with some of the other comments: Donkey dicks are a pleasure to see, but, can be quite painful. Mine is ribbed and have had guys refuse to take it even though I know how to be gentle. For me the greatest pleasure has been from the mushroom. I just love cocks and don’t really have a favorite. Can appreciate the differences and its fun to compare.

  63. None of them, they’re all WAY too big… and how is a 6.5″ dick called a “button”?

    I’ve only ever met one person in my life with a dick over 9.5″, and it was a short visit, what’s the point when you can’t even get the end in your mouth? Most people with dicks that big can’t even get fully hard anyway.

    If you took 2″ off all of them and asked me again, I’d choose the mushroom…

  65. A cock is cock, regardless of the size its how one can use it and responds to it being, sucked, stroked , jerked, licked, swallowed or fucked.

    In regards to Cut or UC, when I was younger I thought CUT ruled the world and I was the odd one out being UC, as I’ve grown and matured I’m so happy I wasn’t butchered as baby and had my skin hacked off. Love UC but if your cut, happy to swallow it as well

  67. How about an uncut mushroom penis.  that is what I have.  You totally left out the best – the uncut penis!
    Uncut is more sensitive, more versatile  and  hotter. Let’s make this workship uncut penis month.

  68. ChubbyMan4U ; I like uncut man first of all ! My First pick is ribbed penis than,donkey dick and than 3rd Mushroom Head the first one.

  69. i’m a “ribbed” type…. tho a tad shorter than the one pictured.  i like ’em that way too.  i’m always amazed at how many are scared of it; with a little time getting a guy worked up and comfortable with me, i have no trouble slipping it in and giving him a memorable ride.  i love to give a dedicated Top his first ride; it’s all in how you proceed.

  70. OK, give me the dam ruler cause everytime someone says a size they add 1-2 inches whenever I see there dick. Your not suppose to measure from the bottom of your balls and behind lol. I show my dick on here so there is no question about it… I like the ANTEATER type….

  72. well im ribbed which seems the most popular so I’m happy although in my experience, practically speaking, btm guys like a more manageable size.

  73. guess i kinda like my type…decent good length/not undersized or 2 damned big/nice sized shroom and thick shaft…who else likes some redhead dick?   ;-P

  74. all these rediculous comments about “being butchered at birth”, “mutilated”, skin “hacked off”…. really annoys the crap outta me…
    We’re all different… I’m cut, and yes it wasnt my decision, but I certainly wasnt “mutilated” and my foreskin wasnt hacked off…
    I love my cut cock, as do the guys I show it to…

  75. I’m sorry I hate uncut…all that extra skin they remind me of an elephants trunk. i dont give a fuck if they get more pleasure all i care about is my own. i have an 8″ cut ribbed. never had any complaints and love it just the way it is.I made it myself!!

  76.  I love how the least liked penis’s are the colored ones that are two of the smallest out of the bunch.  …good job.lol.

  77. I’m a lucky lad,I have a ribbed donkey dick and love to give guys pleasure to.
    Not sure what sort of dick I like,I guess a mixture of ribbed,curved or beer can is cool.I do like a cock that swings when I’m fucking a guy.

  83. Ok guys – i have a problem too… I have 10″ dick.. I always get sucked, but I rarely fuck someone – and it sucks, because im like sex-machine – im hard all the time when I am with a guy (I am hard as stone even I have 10″ dick), but guys get scared of it… i know its difficult to take it into the ass, but im gentle guy and never fuck hard (well if guy wants I do lol). I am planning to do surgery – I want to get my dick smaller, unfortunately they dont reduce thickness of dick – that’s the problem too… So sometimes too big isn’t good… Especially when u cant wear underwear… Because if I got hard outside, everyone would see it. I have to keep it near my leg all the time… Its not cool

  85. What? “Celebrating the diversity of schlong all over the world could be one of our mission statements.” and not one uncut dick? I’m afraid to inform you that most guys in the world are uncut, and I prefer them in their natural state also.

  92. Maybe 10 – 11 inches, and I took it all down my throat, I wanted to give that handsome young man something he’d never forget!

  93. I have a mix between curved and beer can. I haven’t measured myself in a long time don’t really how big my package is but I’ve never had any complaints.

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