Turn to the left, please? *flashbulb goes off*
It’s always nice in our line of work to have a reference guide for easy identification. So we rounded up the 8 most common types of cock that we encounter, put em’ in a line-up, and created this handy graphic. How well do YOU know your penises? Don’t worry, they can’t see or hear you through the one way mirror. We know Donkey Dick can be especially intimidating.
Feel free to print this out and laminate them for easy use. Does anyone need a wallet size?
We also want to know – which of these types of cock is the one most likely to make YOURS hard when it’s unveiled? Does “Curved” hit that sweet spot? Do you like them “Ribbed” for your pleasure? Choose which one of these hardened criminals you’d like to capture!
Is there a type of cock you know of that you don’t see here? Let us know!
– J. Harvey
To vote for which of our eight kinds of penis is your favorite, Follow the JUMP: