Kill Me: Ricky Martin on Glee

That sound you hear is (what’s left of) my soul slowly unraveling, as I watch this atrociously annoying video of Ricky Martin on Glee. It’s also the sound of Ricky Martin performing LMFAO‘s “Sexy And I Know It”, a song that needs to die unless Samuel O’Toole is shaking his ass to it in front of me. <– This actually happened. Ugh, it was glorious. I almost died, and I had to fight my desire to take a sketchy picture.

Yeah, that’s pretty much all I have to say about this topic. When does Smash premiere? It’s going to be terrible and involve way too many “feelings”, but at least I can squeal like an idiot every time Anjelica Huston‘s on the screen.

– Dewitt

Click through to watch Ricky Martin perform “Sexy And I Know It”:

Okay, but I guess I’d still have a threesome with these two:

38 thoughts on “Kill Me: Ricky Martin on Glee

  1. I mean…I think Ricky Martin is a hot-looking guy and pretty sexy and actually a good singer, but when he does stuff like this or “Shake Your Bon Bon” or “She Bangs” or even “Livin’ La Vida Loca,” it’s just plain embarrassing.  He really needs someone to pick better material for him, although I did buy two dance remix cuts on iTunes off his most recent Spanish language album that were pretty good, “Mas” and “Te Vas.”

  2. ok, gurls getting a head on her. Sexy and I know it? Hate to see that happen cause he always seemed like such a nice homo. Hope he gets over herself.

  3. The most unattractive thing on Earth is a beautiful man (or woman) who KNOWS IT.  Get over yourself, Ricky.

  4. God you bithces turn on a dime…first you love Madonna then you hater.. Same with Ricky…bitches look in the mirror.. It’s ok to know your sexy …and you know it.

  5. It’s in spanglish because he plays a spanish teacher in Glee ^^
    I don’t care if it’s in Glee or any other show, and I even don’t care if he’s singing a shitty song like this one, I just wanna see more and more of Ricky!!

  6. Love, Love, Love Ricky…great role model and positive influence in this world…so sad that the haters feel the need to cut him down. This performance was alot of fun and put a smile on my face!

  7. Honey, if it wasn’t for that “material” as you call it…you wouldn’t know who the hell Ricky Martin is.

  8. So in your world, you believe that 1) Ricky chose the song himself, 2) he chose it because that’s the message he wants to send the world, and 3) he gives a damn what you think as he struts his sexy self to the bank.

  9. This was not sexy at all!   If you are going to do ‘Sexy and I know it’  at least look at LMFAO’s video and get that the ‘sexy’ in all in the groin area, it’s their dicks that are swinging!  Looser lower jeans with some flashes of torso would have helped.   Not feeling this dated black jean & T-shirt with the boots for this song.  He’s ‘Forty and showin’ it’ is how this came across.

  10. OH. MY.GOD. Are you people for real? 

    First off, this is not “Ricky Martin” singing this song. It’s being sung by a character he is portraying, namely a fictional teacher at a fictional high school. 

    Secondly, this song is meant to be fun, somewhat of a parody of itself and the singer. 

    Thirdly, do you really think that a television show that has a target audience of tweens would allow the crotch jiggle? 

    Some of you queens need to get a grip and get down off the pedestal you have placed yourselves. 

  11. Agreed, Ricky is fuckin’ ridiculously hot, even next to all those twenty somethings.. I’d take him any day over anyone else in the shoot! yum:)

  12. This was fun guys, besides Ricky is one of the best performers ever,,lots of life in hiss shows..just great.

  13. I wasn’t a big fan of Ricky until I read his autobio and now I’m a total convert. Always thought he was hot as but came across a bit full of himself – he’s not, and this totally proves that he can poke fun at himself. Love ya man!!

  14. Why do some gay men act like women and refer to other men as honey or girls? I don’t like this shit. I am a man and treat me like one. I am not a woman and I never have wanted to be one.

  15. Damn, haters gonna (always) hate… I never seen subculture that is full of hate than homosexual men… So you guys hate/dislike him so what??… You won’t be happy for another random person unless you [indeed] love yourself.

    It is so hard to please anyone unless it involves flashing a dick. Life goes on guys, enjoy every moment you’ve got.  He might have under performed, but the shear amount of negative energy from gay men is something else.

    Guys, look yourself in the mirror and say to yourself: “I’m beautiful.” The appreciation for other people will only be reached if you learn to love and appreciate yourself.

  16. although i admire the talent & enthusiasm it took to ‘re-invent’ the musical genre for episodic TV, i just think Glee is wildly unwatchable…i’m amazed at how critics never picked up on how derivative the whole Glee concept was from the far superior indie ‘kids-in-artist-camp’ musical/drama “Camp”….if you watch that film, you’d see how Ryan Murphy ripped off a truly innovative approach to the teen-angst/coming-out/coming-of-age genre of musical storytelling…although i think Ricky Martin is a talented and attractive performer, this vid proves how much Glee has ‘jumped the shark’ to become a surreal SNL style parody of itself…won’t somebody shoot this one-trick-pony of a lame ‘drama’ and put it out of it’s ( and OUR) misery?–lol–

  17. Since when “Honey” is a girl-only word…? I’ve heard guys telling their girls “honey”, and girls telling their guys “honey”, in that case which one is wrong…? I guess no one…

  18. I’ts a high school… a teacher cannot be wearing less than he is wearing in that scene, also, he cannot show his torso, because it’s wrong…

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