You know how much I want the world to know I’m having sex? As much as I want the world to know that I’m pooping.
My apologies for such a crude introduction. It’s just that, well, I’ll never understand people who purposefully broadcast their bedroom activities by having sex as loud as humanly possible, particularly in situations (thin walls, open windows) where they know someone else can hear. We get it! You’re getting laid!
While there are occasions when I get off on the sounds of other people fucking, it just pisses me off more often than not. If you know there’s a chance I might hear you, please shove your face in a pillow, invest in a ball gag or swallow those screams of pleasure. I would do the same for you.
No, really, I would.
Back in college, I went on a skiing trip in Vermont where this straight couple kept making a scene of their damn sex life. When my ex-boyfriend and I finally got a room to ourselves, I bent him over against the wall, lubed him up, told him to keep his mouth shut and drilled him ’til we both blew. Nobody suspected a thing. It was the best stealth fuck I’ve ever experienced.
This memory came back to me after watching Donato Reyes and Paddy O’Brian in Men of UK‘s appropriately-titled “Shut Up And Fuck“. The clip finds Donato logging onto Manhunt Mobile (I’m assuming) after his boyfriend Martin Mazza falls asleep, so he can invite Paddy over for a discreet romp in the very same room… And in a surprise twist that surprises literally no one, the clip ends with Donato dozing off and Martin waking up to coyly suggest that he’s up to no good. Looks like a sequel’s inevitable!
– Dewitt
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Love the clip 😉 they have the Hi Mom look at the camera in the pics tho. Shut up and fuck, love it, I think I’ll use that one.
Quite fucks are kinda nice, but not all the time.
My boyfriend and I had to keep quite ALL the time since he had so many roommates, and it would have been so nice to just have nice, loud grunty sex sometimes.
It did however make hot situations sometimes where I would have to tell him to shut the fuck up and shove my underwear in his mouth or shove his face in a pillow.
Obviously Paddy O’Brien is gorgeous, but it’s getting old… he’s a one trick pony — however good the trick he performs is. If you are going gay for pay, then you should do something other than just stick your dick in a hole. You should at least reciprocate with a hand job or a blow job or SOMETHING.
really???
I don’t like it when a guy is silent. I like the moaning. It’s a nice gauge on what he likes without having to ask. I don’t like the girl moans. Where a guy gets that high pitched scream or whiny moan. That’s a turn off.
Stealth sex can be exciting, like the time I took a big black cock up against a wall in the darkened kitchen while everyone else was glued to the Monday night game in the living room, his big black paw over my mouth when I began to make too much noise. I came really fast and so did he.