A Los Angeles judge has ruled that Justin Bieber won’t be punished for spitting on a man and driving recklessly in his Ferrari back in May. Apparently, the guy he spat on walked onto Justin’s property, and in order to get him to leave, Justin did what any other 19 year-old with a god complex and a trillion dollars would do; he spat in the guy’s face and allegedly threatened to kill him.
Because that’s what Justin Bieber would absolutely have done if he hadn’t have got his way. He’d have killed the guy. Justin can do anything he wants, remember. He’s a god. The judge said that Justin’s actions were ‘disproportionate and immature, but since the neighbor had entered the property without invitation, Bieber’s actions did not rise to the level of a criminal threat.
Why am I writing about this? Well, partly, so I can link to this picture and marvel at the horror:
Isn’t it just amazing? I mean, look at it. Not since Crazy Town and Vanilla Ice have we seen so much concentrated douchery in one place. Granted, that’s a pretty big call, but I just can’t be bothered finding another equivalency. Look at how dreadful the two of them are! They’re terrible! I can’t look away! They’re everything wrong with America! Or something like that.
The other reason I’m writing about him is that, and I seriously hate to say this – and I reiterate that I truly believe that he’s basically the worst person in the world and he is the perfect example of how horrendous 19 year-old straight guys can get when they go unchecked (I’m sure living at Justin’s house is basically like being trapped inside a real life, endless Lord of the Flies) – but I have to say, he’s looking really good. I mean, if you take away all the douche – which is realistically impossible, I know – he’s got a super cute face, great teeth, fantastic hair and unusually good skin. He’s also in pretty great shape.
There, I said it. I’m so fundamentally ambivalent about him. He’s a vile douche, but he’s actually hot.
I’m taking a shower to wash off the dirt. Now.
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I can’t enjoy someone’s looks when I know that he’s a jerk. There are plenty of nice lookers in the world.
He IS NOT hot. Are you blind? He is a nasty, trashy, douche bag with no looks, no appeal and no talent. A true, trashy low life whose performing days are, hopefully, surely numbered.
Opinions and impressions are personal. They’re not right or wrong. You may not find him hot but plenty of people do. Different strokes for different folks.
Someone should go and f**& the s”>& out of him, until he can no longer sit. He’s a skank. Send him back to the wilds of Canada.
Sure, if you are turned on by baby-dyke lesbians, yes, he’s hot. To each their own, but my hand looks better than Beebs any day of the week.
can do without him and you need to rethink who your writing for
I’m afraid I have to admit that I’d fuck his hot little twink ass until he spits up my cum. Have you seen the pics where his body guards are carrying him up the great wall in China?
Douchetastic
Bieber is a waste of space & oxygen. He’s just an awful human being.
He looks like every other lesbian here in Rehoboth Beach.
He is the opposite of sexy and looks like the twin to Miley Cyrus. Both are no-talent twerps.
Trashy little “girly boy” that needs deported back to Canada…damn, his 15 minutes are up…
BEND HIM OVER AND FUCK HIS HOLE ROUGH HARD SAND LONG OH AND LEAVE YOUR SEED IN EM!!!
i would pay to watch him get gangbanged… maybe have the jonas brothers do it!
Please, no. The Jonas Brothers, especially Nick, are actually hot. Don’t ruin them with that idea.
I would totally tap that. And he can’t mewl “baby, baby, baby” with a cock in his mouth now, can he? It does sadden me that he is blemishing that creamy white skin with nasty douchy tats though. If he stops now it will still be ok but he will end up with a fucking eagle on his chest or some shit like that.
To each their own I guess, I’m not really into twinks, and he’s a jerk