Just The Tips: Establish Your “Fucket List”

I’ll be honest. I had never heard the term “fucket list” until someone referenced it on our post about underwater blowjobs. To briefly sum it up, it’s essentially a list of sexual deeds you’d like to do before you die. Everyone should have one… Which makes me wonder why I’ve yet to start mine.

If I’m being entirely truthful, most of my list will be inspired by gay porn. Given my line of work, it’s on my mind every day of every week, so you can probably understand where I’m coming from! As it stands, one of the first new additions to my fucket list was inspired by Landon Conrad and Parker Perry‘s scene in Fleet Week 2.

Long story short, I want to head down to New York City during Fleet Week and sleep with a sailor. This may not be an easy task to accomplish (or maybe it is), but I’m now fully committed to making it happen. Which means it’s going to happen. When I set my eyes on the prize, I have a tendency to snag it.

Aside from making your sex life more fun, your fucket list could also make for an interesting pick-up line–“I’ve always wanted to check having sex in the bathroom of this bar off my fucket list. Any interest in helping me out?” Or maybe that’d be a bit too forward. We’ll work on the execution while you work on compiling your lists.

UPDATE: Who or what is on your fucket list? Tweet your ideas along with the hashtag #fucketlist!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Falcon Studios

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24 thoughts on “Just The Tips: Establish Your “Fucket List””

  1. Hey, Dewitt, a sailor isn’t that hard to cross off your list. Just go to one of the towns with a Navy presence during their “Fleet Week”. Hubby and I snagged our first one while we were on vacation in Hawaii. And since we live in the Seattle area, there’s never a dearth of bottom dwellers (aka submarine men) when they come to town. 🙂

  3. I was at Chaps in SF during Fleet Week last fall . . . if only I came across that kinda’ action while I was there . . . *sigh*

  8. The Fucket list was used on the show “Life on Top” Cinamax a month or so ago. But theirs was before a certain age.

  9. i live in a city where there is a Navy base on one end of town and an Air Force base on the other end of the neighboring town. So i’ve had my fair share of military guys. The only item on my fucket list is to have a guy fuck me while i’m fucking another guy.

  12. Speaking from experience, fucking a sailor during Fleet Week in NYC isn’t all that difficult. You just have to know where to look.
    Those boys are pretty damned horny when they hit solid ground after months at sea.

  13. Good luck with your “sexy vision quest” Dewitt. I hope that you land a sailor that is as hot as the one in those pictures. Thanks also for the link to the page about how to bag one of the boys. Please be sure to keep us updated on how this plays out for you. Perhaps you should dare to dream big however and make the list be to have sex with a member of each of the armed services.

  14. Fleet week is easy prey. Go to West Side Club on the Saturday night and you’ll find plenty with there ass in the air. Cross that off my list a couple of years ago. 😉

  16. well mister perfection… the other guy who doesnt have dark hair. And for your info he is blond: I have seen him several times 🙂

  17. Sorry you are do deprived of military bases, only having 2. There are 4 AF bases and 1 Army base in my town, so much fun. And of all them it is the Army bois that are the most out. The town is Colorado Springs.

  20. ….i was unaware at the time that it was “before you die” most of my scores were before i turned twenty 😉

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