Just The Tips: No Surprises

The time? December 2004. The place? None of your damn business. My college was on winter break, and I made the decision to hook up with a local hometown hottie. The bulge in my jeans was obvious, as I emerged from my car and walked towards his front door. Ding dong! No answer, so I rung the bell again. Ding dong! A few seconds go by…

Eventually, I hear footsteps coming down the stairs. The knob turns and my old acquaintance greets me, wrapped in nothing but a towel. Right as I’m about to pounce on him and suck his balls dry, another man makes his way down the stairs. He’s standing there butt-ass naked, rock solid and wearing a condom on his dick.

This would have been hot if I had known he’d be there. Scratch that! It would have been hot if I were actually attracted to the other guy. Of course, I didn’t want to spoil anyone’s fun, so I nuzzled myself in a corner, closed my eyes and jerked off. A thick load went flying over my shoulder, as I fantasized about all the fun we could have had one-on-one. Then I waved goodbye, cleaned up and left the room. They were still fucking upon my departure…

Has something like this ever happened to you? Have you ever done this to someone else? If you answered “yes” to the last question, then here’s a suggestion–please don’t ever do this again. Surprises are nice and all, but people should know when they’re going to have a threesome. Just sayin’!

– Dewitt

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1,519 thoughts on “Just The Tips: No Surprises

  1. I have a friend I get together with from time to time and yeah, that’s happened and I’ve also apparently been the “other guy.” We’d be going at it, and one of his other friends would show up without me expecting, or would come over b/c my guy had told him he was alone, only to have me there. Definitely kills the mood.

    One of them pretty much walked in, sees that there’s two people instead of one, turned around and bounced, all while the friend is awkwardly trying to get him to stay. It was kinda sad.

  2. Thankfully, it’s never happened to me, but it’s just bad taste to have one lay there while another one arrives thinking you’re alone. Advanced warning is always nice.

  3. I agree that you shouldn’t pull any surprises when it comes to having fun. Being a trickster or trying to get someone to do something they are not comfortable with and playing it off as a weird coincidence just makes everything turn sour.

  4. This happened to me ’bout a month ago, i mean i really liked this guy, he got that kind of kinky look and sexy but when arrived the place it turns out that it wan’s his place, it was a friends and let me tell you that the other guy did0t pushed my buttons at all, truth to be told i was horny at the beginning but everything feel apart as de time passed by… to make things shorter i lost my hard on and definitely didn’t got horny during that session… i help the hottie finish but later i dress up and left…

  5. It happened to me before, we met on manhunt and he invites me over to his house. 2 mins after I get there 3 more guys showed up and horned. So I asked wassup and was told that he invited them over for a hot group sex. I do have my limits and I didn’t spare a second, I walked out of the door. As soon as I got home, all I could see in my mailbox was a nasty email calling me a looser and stuff, but at that moment I did’t care a thing expect to block the mofo.

  6. It’s totally not cool to fail to tell someone that you’re inviting him to a group scene. If that happened to me, among other things I’d be worrying if they planned to rob me. And if the host hasn’t told me something big like how many guys will be there, I’d wonder what else he hadn’t told me, like whether he’s poz or has herpes or something. In short, not telling your guest that other guys will be there is a big demerit in terms of trust.

  7. If you have to lie to someone in order to get them to hook up then what’s the point. The best way to be completely up front about your intentions, who knows good things can happen.

  8. When I broke up with my first boyfriend I was completely horny and confused. So when this guy messaged me on a hook up site I was totally interested. We met up and from the moment we met it was hot and sweaty fun… until his computer made a noise. Apparently I was one of two guys he had messaged and I’d responded first. Being the team player I am, I told him the other guy could come over. He didn’t tell the other guy I was there but once he got there he joined the fun… he was also a team player. That welcome addition became my second boyfriend. So I think that, if it all works out, a surprise threesome can be amazing.

  9. Yeah, this happened at my office one day. I was the only one in that day and invited a local hottie over. After an hour he hadn’t shown so I found another playmate, who arrived in about 10 minutes. Well, you guess what happened next – the 1st guy shows up 5 minutes later. They’re both cool with it so swapped some hot oral and blew loads all over the hardwood floors.

  10. Yeah, this happened at my office one day. I was the only one in that day and invited a local hottie over. After an hour he hadn’t shown so I found another playmate, who arrived in about 10 minutes. Well, you guess what happened next – the 1st guy shows up 5 minutes later. They’re both cool with it so swapped some hot oral and blew loads all over the hardwood floors.

  11. It actually hasn’t happened to me (thankfully) but I did run into a pretty scary situation recently which would have qualified as a ‘surprise’. I met a guy on MH. We hit it off pretty well and he asked me if I had another chat program.

    We chatted over there for a while and he started asking me preferences/what I liked. He then asked me if I had ever been ‘forced’ to have sex or take a load. He told me he likes to force himself on guys and bareback them without consent (implying rape). He then asks me, “So when are you coming over?”.

    I stuck him on block and didn’t look back. I’m sooooo glad I actually take the time to ‘talk’ to guys before meeting them, though. I feel bad for any other guys he might have ‘surprised’ like that.

  12. Hate to be the negative Nancy of the bunch, but it seems way too risky to do something like this, even if you know one of the people involved. To be surprised by someone else in a planned hookup at their place could always turn into a robbery or something worse, and not just a little rude. I once met a guy off of CL at his hotel. It was a quicker set up than I usually go for, but I was horny…until he opened the door while naked and with another guy totally not my type walking fast from the bathroom into the bedroom also naked. I left quickly, but feeling stupid that I walked inside his room in the first place (as both guys could have easily overtaken me). Since then, with every potential hookup, I’ve always tried to meet at a public place (even if its at the guy’s hotel lobby).

  13. This is precisely why I don’t do random hook ups. IF the gay community would quit equating sex to a god damn handshake, you wouldn’t have this issue. Oy vay. I guess I’m just old fashioned. Coffee before sex. Otherwise you get diddly squat from me. 😛

  14. Oh yeah, it happened to me once. I was going to hook up with this smoking hot guy (from MH). He was Latino, toned, tight, handsome. When I got there, there was this somewhat ‘schlubby’ dude sitting naked on the couch. I was horny, so figured, “why not”? Well, after the hot guy couldn’t take me anymore (pretty big), he got off and the other guy climbed on. Ick. He was not attractive, and I told him I couldn’t cum so he got off and I left.

    Moral, always go expecting something horrible.

  15. had a bar meeting with a hot guy, went back to his place and as we are getting ready to play, in walks a guy who is a bartender I know, who happened to be the guy’s other half, and who DIDN’T like sharing his bf, especially with someone that he waits on at the bar who he doesn’t like at all (and that feeling was mutual). a bad scene for sure. the second one was similar, only involved going to sleep on a guy’s couch and having his bf (who I didn’t know about) come home and basically throw me out, while yelling at thew guy who brought me home. so many untruthful players out there- just be honest from the start.

  16. Amazing what conversation can do. Talk to the guy. Surprizes are not cool most of the time…but..Occasional buddy and I had set up to get together. We were going to his place after work for a little bump in the rump. In the meantime, another friend IM’s me and asks to get together. He’s married and has to be discreet. We meet and go together over to our buddies and had the best three way ever…Lots of hot sex…all leaving satisfied to the hilt..all drained! Heres the catch. We talked and everyone agreed. Amazes me what guys will do just to get laid.

  17. my story is also similar. I was getting pounded by a guy I meet up with occasionally. I was really into it and enjoying it…when some friend of his showed up at his house, pulled his dick out, and kept asking me to suck it. I’m not against threesomes, but it’s my preference to know about it before and know both people. I didn’t know this person, he wasn’t my type at all, and how was I to know if he was clean? Not only that, but he also insulted me because I wouldn’t suck his cock and thankfully left. In short, it totally killed the mood and is probably a contender for one of my worst sexual experiences.

  18. also had a terrible experience where a third guy showed up — i was at this guy’s place, was fourth or fifth time we were hooking up, and he was being weird; he kept kinda stalling, was playing with me but was obviously keeping us both mostly clothed — then the third guy showed up — i wasn’t into him at all, wasn’t expecting it at all either —— was the last time my friend and i ever hooked up, and i still kinda resent him for being such a dick about it — agreed: never surprise someone with an unannounced person

  19. yeah this happened to me. decided to hookup with a dude from here. went round his, we started making out, then took it to the bedroom and started fucking. then the door opened and his bf walked in… big cub, not my type. felt it was rude to just stop so let him sit in the corner and watch and jerk off! was well annoyed, but was kinda hot. would of prefered to be just one on one tho, or atleast be warned.

  20. My BF and I were trying to hook up with a guy who looked hot and sounded interested, but just as we were about to head out he announced that another friend of his would be there–a bearish guy neither of us found attractive after seeing his pics. We broke it off and stayed home that night. Up until that point we thought it would be just the three of us, and we didn’t appreciate being told, in non-negotiable terms, that someone else would be there too.

  21. But sometimes it can be hot!
    I have a guy I service on a reg basis. Don’t know if it was planned on his part or not or just a Wonderful coincidence. I was suckin him off and someone knocked at the door. It was guy he had jerked off w/ before . He had just gotten home from the Military and was hot as fuck w/ about 8″ dick. I took them both on. It was the hottest scene. I still see the reg guy….. but never sucked the army guy again! Still it worked out well in my case!

  22. A threesome would definitely be a welcomed surprise for me; you always have the option to bow out gracefully if it doesn’t work for you. Unless it’s a rape scenario, in which case, that’s never fun. In my blog (http://www.sotherewasthisguy.com/2010/12/gloria-i-think-i-got-your-alias.html), I mention moments of surprise threeways and such. One that comes to mind happened over the summer last year.

    A COLT looking guy answered one of my ads on a hook-up site and said that he’d only feel comfortable hooking up with me with a friend of his. I said ok. When I went over his friend’s place, I found out that he and the friend were one in the same. The “friend’ was emailing me from a fake persona. I bowed out gracefully.

  23. I have a story with a different twist. I ran into a guy in the local club who I had hooked up with at one point in the past. I said hi and the next thing I know he is talking to other guys attempting to set up a three way or group scene at my place. I walked out of the club with him and told him it was not going to happen. I went back in and told the other guys he was talking to that I had no idea what he had said to them but I had no plans to be involved with that.

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