If you stop having sex with me to answer your phone, I will bite your dick off. Okay, so maybe that’s an exaggeration. But it’ll definitely kill the mood. When you’re bouncing up and down on my dick (or vice versa), it’s preferred that you commit to the task enough to not care who the fuck is calling you. They can leave a damn message on your damn voicemail. My cock can’t leave a message in your ass.
The same rules apply to texting. Once upon a time, I met a boy who started texting his friend while sucking me off. And you know what I did? With no hesitation, I snapped the phone out of his hands and threw it across the room on the couch. Then I pulled his hair lightly so he was looking in my eyes and told him, “This isn’t the time for that.”
He looked so shocked when I did this, but you wouldn’t believe how hard he was apologizing later! I’m sorry, but I’m just not taking second place to a mobile device. If you’re that obsessed with your phone, turn it on vibrate and stick it up your butt. Does this rant sound totally crazy, or does anyone hear what I’m saying?
– Dewitt
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i agree that it’s annoying to text or be on the phone during sex…if i was in the place a that guy sucking you off…I would have slapped the fucking shit out of you haha
The same thing goes for porn playing in the bedroom. I did a three-way once where one half of the couple was into me while his partner was more preoccupied with the straight porn (yes, I said STRAIGHT porn) on the dvd player. Needless to say, that’s the last time I ever saw those two.
This is total off-topic: Does manhunt recognize today was a National HIV Testing Day?? I know we all like hot topics but c’mon manhunt; Doesn’t “Manhunt Cares”?
Please write something about hiv testing… It is never too late to encourage your members the importance of safe sex and to know their status. Dewitt/Andy please give some Public Service Announcement about hiv testing. Show some love.
BTW Alexander Marashi is supa hot and I will make exception for him to texting/phoning while sucking my cock.Anybody else must put the phone on vibrate mode.
I am 100% with you on this one, Dewitt…except I think you’re too forgiving. I would have stopped the sex. Such rudeness totally kills the mood for me.
If all partners looked like the guy in the pictures then answering the phone would be the last thing on your mind – that must be some call he is having – just a waste he is all alone¬!
I had a similar experience. I started making out with this guy and his phone rings, he answers it and has a conversation with his aunt for a couple minutes. So we made out some more and went further and it rang again, he answered it again and had a conversation for a couple minutes again. He was really bad in bed anyways so after he answered it the second time I just started jerking off and came. At this point you could kind of hear my dog playing in the other room through the closed door and he started to jerk off too but couldn’t get hard and said he was too distracted now blaming it on the dog. So I said “Yeah your phone was really distracting now get out.”
I guess if he’s stopping sex to answer a phone it isn’t going that great to begin with.
WTF? People really do this? Wow, I’d just have to get dressed and leave.
I once showed up and an FB’s house and he was on the phone with his sister about some petty family drama. So stripped and started beating off in front of him. He gave me head while his sister rambled. It was actually kind of hot.
Amen, Dewitt, Amen.
the phone is bad enought but what about guys who stop every 10mins for a smoke or every 2 for amyl? I find that worse
Years ago I was working as a telemarketer cuz I was a starving grad student. This woman answered the phone and I started into my spiel. She interrupted me by saying “I can’t talk. I’m fucking my husband.” I was a little startled by this so I paused, and she said “I said I’m fucking my husband. What do you think of that?” I still can’t believe I had the presence of mind to say “I guess if you were willing to answer the phone it can’t be that good.” Then I hung up.
Can I please have this guys phone number!!!!
My ex thought he would try to watch TV while screwing me. The TV “mysteriously” quit working after that.
Don’t get me started on this topic… just don’t get me started. **ROLLS EYES**
9 years into this relationship and my partner has started doin that crap… It’s one thing to reach for the phone to snap some sexy pix, but it’s another to answer some texts in the middle of it all…
I didn’t know people actually did this during sex!?! That’s very rude IMO.
Apparently the sex isn’t great if someone would rather text, talk on the phone, or watch tv while being intimate.
whaaaat? I can’t believe someone would do that.
One time I was suckin this guy off and my phone went off and I was the one that threw the phone across the room lol. Although the phone was still in my pants when I threw it across the room soooooo 😀
Anyway. Not only is that rude that shows that you’re probably not a passionate lay.
Somewhat the same thing happened awhile ago. having sex, the phone rang, the guy started reaching for it. I simply told him, “If you answer that thing, then get dressed and drag your ass!” He left the phone alone. Never even thought about it again until I read this blog.
You really have to take the device away from them. I don’t think guys realize how hooked they are on their little cyberteddybears. It’s infantile like thumb sucking. It’s a shame that the devices are so lightweight these days. Beating them over the head with one hardly leaves a scratch.
I agree – not paying attention to what the 2 (or more) of us are doing is IMHO very rude – but that cute boy above can take all the calls he wants if his cock is in my mouth!
My partner and I do check our phones when we are fucking. Our case might be an exception we both work in the medical field and are constantly on call so we don’t have a choice. If it is something like that I don’t see a problem with it now just txting your friend during it is rude as hell
I vaguely remember this happening to me but I was initiating a morning shag and he had to go to meetings so it was excusable…
i often work from home and when a guy comes over and wants a shag, i explain that i may need to take an important call and they’re fine with that. i’ve had sex a few times while on a group conference call (speakerphone, on mute).
Hahaha. Once I was fooling around with a guy, and my phone kept going off, and he actually told me to go answer it or shut it off cause it was annoying him, I guess some people don’t mind if you answer.
I had a lover where we had sex a couple times while he was on a business call…. it was pretty hot actually, riding him and hearing the conference call on speaker phone, trying not to make any noise….. when he hung up, he went wild, and that was even hotter…
on the same note, with partners that r not too exciting, I have used the phone ring as an excuse to end the sex…. not great, but sometimes u just gotta do it (specially if u care about the other and don’t want to tell him he is not that good in the sack)….
Yes, I agree that it’s rude. That said – it sometimes leads to hot sex. My boyfriend and I were fooling around in his dorm once and he picked up the phone when his mother called. She apparently had something very important to tell him because he kept talking when I flipped him over and ate his ass. And when I started fucking him – it was really hot to see how hard I could fuck him without her hearing and to listen to him fighting to control his breathing. He came hands free onto his bedspread before she would let him hang up.
It did happen to me once a hook up stopped in mid action and read a text…and I got dressed and left, by the time I got home I had a pretty intense case of blue balls to take care of.
…btw, i’ll take the guy in th pix as well…sexxxy
Well, I have neve don it, but I have been done that. Yet, I do not let that stop the thing off. While they’re are talking on the phone, I keep sucking or kissing or fingering or whatever I’m doin. Once I bottom for a guy while he was talking to his dad!!
Seeing them trying to avoid the hard breathing and the moanings while I’m deep troahing is just so damn exciting, and once they hang up, it becomes a real turn on to few more kinky stuff.
And is really funny as well (and adding fun to sex is always a good thing). Once a guy didn’t stop har breathing while talkin to whothehellknows, and then just smiled at me as he said to his phonecall “Oh no, I was just exercising, that’s why..” (Answer to an obvius question: why are you breathin like that?) – From that moment on later, we kept calling exercise to fuck: Do you like exercising with me? How about this exercise? and stuff like that. We ere moanig and laughing at the same time: Just great.
So I don’t think the phone is the problem, Dewitt. If you let a phonecall turn you off, it will turn you off. But if you keep goin, well, things can become really hot!
I once had to take a call during sex; a friend of mine had gotten really drunk and was on the verge of getting taken advantage of. I lucked out; the guy I was with was really understanding, and so I made it up to him a couple of times that night.
The one that REALLY chaps my ass is when I’m fooling around with someone, and as soon as it starts going anywhere they have to step outside for a smoke. For a non-smoker, that’s a hell of a lot worst; not only does it interrupt things, but they come back smelling and tasting like ash. Yuck.
how should i put This?
i guess i want to say: if my partner would rather take up an obviously recreational-phone call while “In The Middle Of,” then that will be a very high insult to me.
(the offensiveness factor is multiplied by 6, accordingly, if he gets into an actual Texting Session — and seems to be having a jolly old time while engaged in it!)
but it is so obvious, in 2010, that one should not do that! i cannot imagine such a thing happening very often, either.. ..not unless it *is* the intention of that person to signify he’d rather chatter away with someone else, than focus on the romp he was having with You.
on the other hand, i do worry that someone might be calling up, either with an emergency or about some other matter which would be better resolved much sooner than later; i would feel rude, accordingly, if i’ve prevented my partner from acting on the matter — like, if his boss was calling with some last-minute information regarding that promotion he was wanting.. ..and that the boss will need to know, within the next 6-minutes, if my partner is interested in accepting It or not: otherwise, he absolutely will have to give the opportunity to the next-interested candidate.
i don’t think i can agree with all of you who say you will get into such a Tizzy, the first thing your partner checks into a telephonic interruption — you act as if you’re unable to cool your jets for just a few moments.
with the exception of Texts,—if It was really important enough, the person should have known to call instead,—just stand-by and assess the situation: and if you can gauge, objectively, that it was a call which could have waited until later, *then* pack your things up and go … or, kick the person out.
as for me: my fuck|bud does, occasionally, get calls while we’re going at it — he will normally just let’r go; but, if the person immediately calls back, or if it’s someone from his Job, then we both know he should answer, if not to ward off any further phone rings.
and i go on stand-by until he’s free.. ..then i resume dicking him down.
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´seems simple to Me.
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now, i know I rarely get calls/texts, when i’m away … so when I do, i feel that it is generally in my best interest to see what that inquirer wants; as such, i will simply excuse myself to see whom it is. At that time, I personally will assess if I can hold off on answering, or if I need to look into it; if i feel I should take it, then, (if at all possible), (as a gesture of my Good Will), i will try to snuggle up with The Neglected, or do something else that acknowledges his presence, while taking care of business.
I was blowing a guy once when he was on the phone breaking up with his lame ass boyfriend… when the call was over that is when I got to fuck him… It was hot.
It really depends on the phonecall. If it’s random chatting over the phone I’d pitch the kind of fit that would make the windows shudder, but on the other hand, there are some calls people have to take – emergencies and the like. Those can’t go to voicemail.
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that’s the kind of moderate view i like hearing, miss Maya.)
i agree that it can be very annoying… but on the flipside, I have a friend that on more than one occasion has called me while he and his bf were having sex so that I could listen in. It was really fucking hot… once we actually got on speaker phone, me w/ the guy I was fucking and him w/ the guy he was with… listening to each other and telling each other things to do… you have no idea how intense it was… phone sex to a whole new level
Sounds more like either the sex or partner were not good if the person started texting or making/answering calls while having sex. Arriving and person is on phone and gets it going while finishing up call is far different then the person who answers or starts texting to me.