There are some sexual positions or activities that look absolutely amazing on screen. Sometimes, attempting them can lead to disastrous results. No matter how hot certain things look in porn, it doesn't necessarily translate to real life. Take caution before making decisions on whether to try these.
For example, let's use retired porn star Diesel Washington's latest position "The Cannonball". It's kind of hard to explain, so we've provided a picture after the JUMP. Essentially the bottom does some crazy over-the-head yoga shit, and the top does push-ups into his ass. Again… really not easy to explain.
Exploring different positions is great, but this is the sort of thing that ends in discomfort or disaster when normal people like you and me give it a try. Don't believe me? Well, I attempted a similar position back in college. A guy held himself upside down with his ass in the air, and I went thrusting along with my bad self. Within two minutes, he was complaining that his neck was starting to hurt. I didn't think my dick could handle being bent in this position any longer, so I was honestly relieved.
But don't just take my word for it. I'm sure plenty of you have similar stories to share, and I encourage you to do so. Most likely, your stories could save a life… or at least prevent someone from turning a hot time into a hot mess.
– Dewitt
To see Diesel's position "The Cannonball", follow the JUMP:
You post some of the weirdest shit, man. Seriously? This deserved a post?
Seriously?- get real! You do know what site you are on? And do you doubt that guys on this site try stuff like this? grow up!
The fun of that position lasts for about 20 seconds. Then you realize that it’s actually exercise and not as much fun as fucking.
if i could get into the bottom’s position, i could suck myself and leave the top to do pushups on his own, lol.
I miss the cruise director
yea seen its..its rediculous.
About ten years (and sixty pounds) ago, that would have been a fun position. These days, my ankles don’t go much farther than his shoulders. Still enjoy a good piledriver, though.
Come on yall know there are guys stupid enough to try some off the wall position and will end up hurting themselves or their partners…..Though I agree I miss the cruise director….he posted some good articles and advice
Ha, ha, ha. The Sean Cody boys do a variation of the cannonball, but with the merciful aid of a sofa.
Well if you miss Woody you can go buy his book, pretty much every piece of advice he gave in manhunt came from it.
I think the guys here at the blog have been doing a great job so far. I really like that they post a lot about what’s going on in gay politics and news, and everything else is funny/interesting 99% of the time.
OMG, I can just imagine Diesel’s blog now that you refer to him as a FORMER porn star! He’s hot, but his arrogance is his downfall not matter how hot the scenes he is in. Maybe he’ll find an investor and start his own studio in NYC and shift to directing/performing?
porn is for fantasy play…not all of us look like porn stars or are gifted like ’em (check out Funhouse scene one for a scorchigly hot scene!) Cannonballs were meant for wars and deep end of the swimming pool!