Just The Tips: A Pro’s Take On Grooming

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How would you like to spend the day with Wendy Williams, the true Queen of All Media? Well, we can't help you with that. But we can give you some grooming tips from her personal make-up artist, Merrell Hollis. Though you may not follow every single one of them, they're at least worth considering.

I'll be the first to admit that I've broken a few of his rules, especially since I've never had a manicure. Do I need to step up my grooming game? Or is it already enough that I make an effort to trim my nose hairs?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Dan Skinner

To read Merrell's tips on grooming, follow the JUMP:

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5 SIMPLE GROOMING TIPS FOR MEN

  1. Change your facial hair! Switch it up a bit. If you have a bare-face, grow a 5 O'clock shadow. There is something so sexy about that "Tom Ford" look which is very trendy right now. 
  2. Now personally, I love a hairy man! But if you're extremely hairy, excluding those HOT BEARS, trim the hair down in those special places! Gillette has a device you can shave or trim with called the BodyCruzer! 
  3. Want to get hands-on with your man? Keep a fresh manicure, and don't forget your feet! 
  4. Spicing up everything on the surface is great, but don't forget about the inside. Try a daily veggie juice regimen at Jamba Juice to make your appearance radiant! 
  5. Last but not least… For smooth silky skin, use a nice bodyscrub (Neutrogena) and then moisturize the entire body with a good ole classic moisturizer (Johnson & Johnson Baby Skin Care). Your man won't be able to keep his hands off of you! 
  6. BONUS TIP: Keep your breath kissy fresh. Use Listerine Antiseptic mouthwash two times a day, and regard your Listerine strips as you do your Amex card–never leave home without it.

23 thoughts on “Just The Tips: A Pro’s Take On Grooming

  1. Manicures are a MUST! To me, a man that has well kept hands says a lot about who he is and how well he maintains the rest of his life.

  2. Product placement much? If it were only a mention of the Gillette groomer, I might have been able to stomach it, but to throw in Jamba Juice, Neutrogena, Johnson & Johnson, Listerine and AmEx was a bit much! I’m not saying MH got any cash for this (maybe they did), but it’s hard to take Mr Hollis as credible when he likely got some dosh for shilling…

  3. You can clip your own nails and be fine. It always seems weird that people would need grooming tips. Most of it should be stuff you already.

  4. Yeah, those tips are pretty obviously something he’s being paid to say. It would be nice if the blog made a little more effort to keep crap like that out except where it’s obviously relevant (the logos of other porn sites, for example). If I wanted to be exposed to advertising, I’d watch tv.

  5. Bohemond, so because he uses the brands that are known to be good and effective and healthy he is automatically being endorsed to say it on the entry? do you ever ask for a kleenex? or say the word jello? because i don’t think you’re endorsing their product so i don’t think i can take you seriously without thinking you’re a walking/talking ad. Get over it, and get your head out of your ass.

  6. Laughing at the fact that you queens care so much about him mentioning product names. Seriously, pull your heads out of your asses.

  7. I use jizz on my face as a moisturizer, I find it less expensive than any other product currently on the market.

  8. Ryanh, so you honestly think that it’s a total coincidence that 4 out of his 6 tips just happen to be suggestions to use specific products? He doesn’t say “use a breath freshener” or “use a moisturizer, like Neutrogena”. He says “use Neutrogena”, “drink Jamba Juice”, and so on. It’s a well-documented fact that celebrities are paid by corporations to engage in this sort of product puffery all the time. They’re paid to be seen drinking specific brands of coffee and soda and wearing particular labels. What on earth makes you think that a celebrity stylist wouldn’t be paid to push products? Get your head out of your own ass and take a look at how this system operates.

  9. Ryanh and Bohemond, my suggestion to you both is that you should meet up and fuck each others brains out.

  10. A manicure on a man looks great and for those that have never had one, get down to your local “beauty parlor” and have it done.
    A sexy pair of hands and a beautiful set of nails looks so bloody good on a man.
    Fuck all this waxing & tanning bullshit – get a manicure you bitches and reap the rewards.

  11. all this bitching and moaning here, and everyone forgot to mention the gorgeous guy shaving… what an ass….
    he is yummy and sexy and pretty all in one…. good way to start my day, I might just shave lol

  12. Really Xavier? Most men have well enough an idea of how to maintain their hands (feet are another story) – but when it comes to body hair they don’t have a clue. And before anyone gets all pissy about how they can’t stand twinks I’m really only talking about back hair – get rid of it!

  13. hey JOHN, you have the right idea… i like smooth men, and also hairy men, but if one has hair all over their back, or ass… it just turns me off! i wanna fuck a man, not an ape! chest is ok, face and arms, and legs, even some crotch hairs,,, but back and butt….NO WAY!

  14. Was hoping for some manscapeing tips … like how to trim the pubes and how to shave … some 101 stuff for newbies ready to undergo some pube refinement …

  15. Oh and what a fine ass and legs are on that guy … totally an ass man here! I could stare at his backside for hours! Well stare, use, tomato, tomahto …

  16. @ nick – eww. @ pete – ouch. I’m having a hard enough time accepting an upcoming 26th birthday…56 – now that’s just mean!

  17. johnbradley and BrucethMoose, I’d be delighted to rid myself of the body hair God gave me that you find so repulsive. Just send me the big wads of cash needed for the laser treatments . . . and then, when my back and ass are to your liking, we can have a big-ole-everyone’s-happy three-way. Deal?

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