For a truly Manhunt Valentine’s Day experience, buy yourself and your partner FIFTY-FIVE gallons of lube on Amazon! It’s only $1,495! Just keep it beside the bed, roll over, scoop a handful and SPLORCH! With this much fuck jelly, you could try out that “fucking on a Slip-N-Slide” fantasy you’ve always had. Porn studios – this is PERFECT for that 100 man gangbang.
This appears to be real. In more alarming news, Amazon claims that customers who viewed the barrel o’lube also viewed this:
*terrified*
– J. Harvey
p.s. Happy Valentine’s Day and thanks to the guy in our Manhunt Department of Mysteries (aka Systems/Technology) who passed that on.
Maybe the correlation between these two purchases has something to do with this?
http://www.fickstutenmarkt.com/?s=index&l=en&a=1
one horse mask please!
I have a really strong feeling that I know someone who owns that horse mask…ah.
A 100-man gangbang?!? That would be AMAZING! I started getting dizzy at the very thought. Some studio needs to make this happen! For realz!!
Hmm… Oddly titillating but kinda creepy