Hi, you guys! It’s Dewitt’s Dick. You might remember me from my posts about Josh Long and the greatest film of all time Men In Sand. Today I am here to talk about Josh Long again, because I just heard a rumor from Dewitt’s brain that he got snubbed for Hottest Cock Slut, Flip-Fucker of The Year and the “Get Inside Me Now” award.
This does not seem right! Dewitt and I both know that we enjoyed Josh Long in 2012, whether he was flying solo, topping, bottoming or wearing a silly bear hat. There were times when seeing Josh in action literally made my head explode. It was a mess! I did not think I would recover, but then I would be up again the next day and ready to explode all over again.
Since Dewitt is too much of a dumb-ass to recognize Josh’s greatness, I have made the decision to name him Manhunt Daily‘s “Best Human Being of 2012”. I hope everyone is okay with this…
Oh, who am I kidding? I don’t care what you think! I am a penis. If you do not approve of my utterly genius decision, then you can suck me until my head explodes onto the back of your throat. Fair warning! It is usually a pretty big explosion.
Bye now. I will probably be back in 2013, maybe.
– Dewitt’s Dick
Photo credit: Circle Jerk Boys
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