Joe Jonas Is A Single Lady

When God created gay men, he clearly had the foresight to wire our DNA with the moves for Beyonce's "Single Ladies" dance. Obviously! The man had a plan, and it involved us knowing how to flip our wrists in such a way that would inspire hundreds of YouTube parody videos.

You know how I know Joe Jonas is not gay? Well, just watch this video of him trying to emulate the great Sasha Fierce. His sincere awkwardness and discomfort screams, "She ain't no diva!"

– Dewitt

11 thoughts on “Joe Jonas Is A Single Lady

  1. I think that he is purposely attempting to be awkward as to truly try and make this a spoof/joke. If the boy were let loose, I think we’d seeing somthing much more fierce. With that pretty hair, I can see her in a wig and some heels. 🙂

  2. Yeah, he looked too comfortable with some of the stuff and definitely looked as if he was trying to mess it up on purpose… Can’t be looking TOO gay…

  3. Ummm… yeah… He needs tips from Justin… I think he would have been just as awkward had he really done it… But I do think he flubbed on purpose.

  4. …I see worse gay dancers than that at the club I work at in Ogunquit, I think it was all on purpose.

  5. Exhibit B for the straight-ness: He didn’t know the words. Ain’t no real queen that’s gonna get up on youtube and don’t know her words. Pathetic.

  6. I could care less about the dancing. I’d still kill to see his knees on each side of his face… .you know what i mean

  7. Yea I couldnt even get through the video. It was really hard to watch. I’d rather tap Nick’s ass anyway..

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