I think I might have low self-esteem? There’s no other reason to explain why I’m so turned on by the poster/trailer for Les Infidèles. The French film stars Academy Award nominee Jean Dujardin as a gigantic cunt-muffin who’s (presumably) cheating on his wife, girlfriend or who really knows ’cause I don’t speak French. Apparently, these posters were banned?
“THERE IS CONTROVERSY IN FRANCE!” wrote Michelle Collins of Best Week Ever. “It seems that this poster is ‘trop chaud pour la télé’ (too hot for TV), as various uptight French citizens have sent in complaints that the posters are too sexy and/or sexist. Versus the real reason to complain: Those legs will never be my own.”
Agreed, Michelle! Agreed! I’m glad I’m not the only one who’d let Dujardin ravage my body and never call again. Frankly, he could ravage my body and spit in my face afterward, and I’d still be sending him countless texts asking to do it again. What is it about this man?
– Dewitt
PS: Apologies that there’s no Everything Butt feature this week! Oddly enough, I couldn’t find any good butts. Please feel free to make up for my awfulness by posting pics of your ass in the comments section. I’m not joking. I really wanna see your butts.
Click through to see more pics and watch the trailer:
position in pic 2 is by far my place in life
id rather royroy be looking down my legs
I have just come back from Paris; the posters aren’t bad and both those guys are front page on a magazine; suits and hands on deck; don’t think the French are showing the fear!!
For some reason I can see a Hollywood remake of this with Jeremy Piven and Jason Bateman. (Or maybe John Cusack, but I don’t think he work with Piven these days.) I really need to lay off the Margarita.
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…I can imagine that Hollywood still bother to destroy films made in europe… !! As so many times before, thinking they reach same hights as the original! Never happened yet though… Wonder why they still bother???…
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He is sooooo SEXY…and funny too. I just watched him on the Tonight Show and laughed my ass off.
Here you go Dewitt!
spank it while you wank it :p
Can we do a threeway?
I know I shouldn’t be playing favorites (all of your butts are GLORIOUS), but those legs are killing me (in a good way).
MORE PICS, PLEASE!
Please be a stalker. I need the attention.
FUUUCCCCKKKKK.
Yeah, your Ralph Lauren wearing TOTALLY EDIBLE ass needs to post some more pics. Fuck, if you’ve got face as well we’ll write a post about you.
Interesting music to be playing for a French movie. Did they run out of accordion and violin tunes?
Here’s my hot, BUTTery croissants.
heres mine :]
here it is
not much butt there, but you look like you have a really pretty face. wanna show us the other side?
Butt of course
this is me
Whoa! Did they just show boobs on youtube? lmao or is this like Frenchtube or something?
Just had to run downstairs to take a pic. For those who like a little junk in the trunk 😉
http://www.manhunt.net/profile/bottomtwink22
delicious!! I’m in lust:)
how did i miss this? lol
Hah! Foggy Bottom!
My ASSets
there it is
I wish I could like this comment FIVE times, because that’s how much I like your ass.
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