Jason Bateman Has Freckles On His Taint

Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman are starring in a movie that’s basically Freaky Friday for people who liked The Hangover. The restricted trailer was just released (watch here), complete with public urination, gross poop jokes and Ryan Reynolds listing a bunch of sexual positions you’ve never heard of but you’d still do with him anyways.

Oh, and we guess Jason Bateman’s naked too. We don’t expect the rest of you to care about this, but we kind of have a crush on the former Arrested Development star. It’s an added bonus to get a peek of his ass crack, as he shouts out “I’ve got freckles on my taint! How awesome is that?” Pretty fucking awesome, as far as we’re concerned…

– Dewitt

To check out a few clips from the trailer, follow the JUMP:

This is obviously what he’s hiding beyond that hand…

Raise your hand if you paused to see their dicks at this moment in the trailer? Oh well! This screen shot goes out to all the watersports enthusiasts who enjoyed this post. But let’s be entirely honest. Even if you’ve never been into the whole golden showers scene, you’d probably reconsider for Ryan Reynolds…

14 thoughts on “Jason Bateman Has Freckles On His Taint

  1. I fucking love ryan reynolds. I wouldn mind if he took a piss on me. Slong as I get to touch him… 😉

    I’ll certainly be seeing this movie.

  2. Have crushes on both. Great to see some Bateman body. Ryan has been kind in the past, definitely Jason’s turn with the nudity!

  3. Can’t wait to see this movie. Don’t care if the story has been done about 5 times before. LOVE IT. I think Jason Bateman is a walking doll and what can you say about Ryan Reynolds? The world is in HEAT for him. YUMMIE!

  4. U have 2 love the line I’ve got freckles on my taint OMG I take great pride N being well ENDOWED but the next 2 the last pix would make even a horse feel inadequate LOL !!!

  5. I’ve had the hugest crush on Jason Bateman ever since I can remember. I must see this movie.

  6. My gosh! How big is that thing? He must also have very large hands to be able to hide all of that!!

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