Hello, people with penises who like to touch them! It is your favorite blogger in the world, Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here to tell you about the time Jake Jennings received a dick like me all the way down into his hairy butthole. Joe Parker‘s dick was the lucky dick to enter such glorious territory, and while I am a penis who does not have feelings, I am experiencing something that I think is called jealousy right now in this moment of time.
It is even more hard for me (pun intended!) because Joe Parker’s dick got to squirt all over Jake’s face, and that is something I would also like to do. Someone has been spreading rumors that Jake Jennings likes kissing pussies, but I do not believe that, because he is so good at putting penises into his mouth and other places. There is no way he could do both of those things, is there? I am confused.
Okay, bye! I am a penis.
Photo credit: Men Over 30
Watch Jake Jennings being the best hairy bottom ever below:
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