Is anyone else excited for this episode of Man Vs. Wild? Survivor type Bear Grylls took terribly hot actor Jake Gyllenhaal along with him to the Icelandic wilderness for his season premiere.
According to the press release:
For two days, Bear and Jake embark on a survival experience neither will forget, to an Icelandic landscape dominated by mountains, huge glaciers and some of Europe’s most active volcanoes. Jake will have to go where Bear goes, eat whatever Bear eats, and on occasion even take the lead, if he’s going to cope with some of the worst conditions known to man. “For me, it’s all about discovery,” said Gyllenhaal.
You don’t say! Oh Jakey G., it IS all about discovery. We ALL want to discover you. We want to discover your dick and your butthole and your mouth. What could have gone down when the cameras were off? All signs point to sexy!
Consider the following:
- Guys in ice caves sometimes get naked and huddle together for warmth.
- Bear Grylls tends to give himself enemas.
- Bear Grylls likes being nude.
- Jake Gyllenhaal has long been the target of those pesky gay rumors.
- They would make a cute couple.
Alone, those are just random facts. But together – all signs point to ice cave homosexuality exploration! This trip could have been the most rugged and manly gay hookup ever!
– J. Harvey
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mmmmmmmmmmm….
jake!!!
I would love to watch Bear fuck Jake.
memebase and Manhunt collide…
The Day After Tomorrow 2!
Imagine the watersports…
Perhaps Jake should have given it a bit more thought before going with this type adventure as a first date. The best way to start a cave fire is by rubbing to sticks together…right? Will they be filming their hot man/man sex acts and will you be posting a link to the video here?