Jack-U-Back

Featuring those weird dudes at Maskurbate.


 

This scene is literally just a prolonged commercial for the Jack-U-Back masturbation machine from Fort Troff, and it’s pretty fuckin great.

I love anything that facilitates masturbation (plz to see my shopping list from Things 4 Fun) so I’m very seriously considering getting one of these jack off power tools (although I’m concerned about how loud they are and where I would store it), and this video did a preeeetttty good job making up my mind for me:

 

 

 

Like… I love all of Zack’s videos over there. But this was fun to see. I reeeealllly wish he had let that machine finish him off instead of *SPOILERS!* going manual towards the end.

 

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You can watch more videos about the Jack-U-Back here, and you can see the full verison of Zack’s load removal here.

 

I might never leave the house if I had one of these. I should take that into account.

 

– tyler

5 thoughts on “Jack-U-Back

  1. Very ridiculous and complicated machinery to do something so primal. And I bet cleaning it afterwards is LOADS of fun, pun intended. I require an actual ass for that kind of effort. Any takers. Lets put the machine out of business.

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