It’s Not Fair That Marc Jacobs Gets All The Hot Dick…

Seriously, it’s bad enough that Marc Jacobs is a formerly flabby bitch turned body fascist and I can’t fit my Irish pudge into any of his overpriced fug clothing. Then he goes and has every handsome model/porn star dick going into his booty hole.

Then again, he fucked around with this dude and that’s like a season ticket to Hell. Right?

Brazilian porn star Harry Louis has Tweeted a pic of the two of them canoodling and mentioned their relationship via Twitter (at least that’s what Google Translator says). Look at them. They probably have mind-blowing sex. Windows shatter. Marc ignores calls from Natalie Portman it’s so hot.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Lucas Entertainment and Bentley Race

Check out pics of Henry’s hog after the JUMP. Marc is a one lucky multimillionaire. I know. Fuck him, right?

9 thoughts on “It’s Not Fair That Marc Jacobs Gets All The Hot Dick…

  1. marc jacobs and lance bass are my favorite out celebs and they do their bit for the greater good like providing us with hot eye candy like reichen lemkhul and this delish specimen. This is what being out is all about frolicking with uber hot men and making the rest of us drool with envy

  2. Marc Jacobs also dated Austin from the A List: New York.     Even dating a Kardashian would be an improvement over that mess. 

  3. What is with these successful gay men falling over themselves to date some genric porn star? This is like the 8th porn star Jacobs dated. More than Michale Lucas.

  4. Alex sorry but you miss the point of “being out”. It actually means living your life as a gay man in a world that will accaept you, not looking at other people who have money and showing off!
    Get a life, get out, be out and be proud! Don’t bother or worry about so called minor celebrities who use wealth as a lure for sex!!!!

  5. lol i had sex with harry louis in a fitness first sauna a couple of years back, its no special feat to fuck harry louis… who hasnt

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