It’s Fake

I made sure to specify that this is a hoax in the post title because one of the directors here at Manhunt would be slapping people at Logan Airport just to be sure he’s on the next flight to LA. This faux People cover featuring Taylor Lautner bursting out of the closet made the rounds of the Interwebz yesterday. You know some airheaded young ‘mo in Tallahassee isn’t going to read the fine print and is going to freak the eff out when Tay Tay keeps it in the closet and brings a beard to the premiere of Breaking Dawn II: Enough With The Sulky Vampires.

Queerty has the breakdown for why it’s false (you probably could have figured it out for yourself because who the fuck follows the trials and tribulations of Carnie Wilson at the end of 2011?).

You didn’t need this Photoshop job, anyway. Didn’t the jazzhands already do it for him?

– J. Harvey

4 thoughts on “It’s Fake

  1. This is so sad. It’s so perez-y, and the constant need to push people out of the closest is actually really homophobic.

  2. It’s a fantasy thing I guess…I’m not a Twilight fan myself but I can see & understand the allure that one of it’s (I’m guessing)stars
    becoming the object of peoples fantasies and this imagined magazine cover proves it.He’s an attractive young bloke..not my cup-o-tea but he’s got ‘it’..

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