Glee put on a Katy Perry vs. Lady Gaga episode this week, and the highlight was the producers putting their hottest cast members into loincloths for the “Roar” number. No, I don’t mean Dot-Marie Jones. I mean Chord Overstreet (now with gross ponytail), Darren Criss, Blake Jenner, and Jacob Artist.
They were wiggling asses, swinging on vines, and thrusting those bulges behind Artie’s neck. Wait a sec. How come Artie wasn’t in a loincloth? So he’s disabled! His character (and I assume actor Kevin McHale) must have ARMS if he’s driving around that chair all the time. Just because he’s sitting down doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be treated as a sex object. Bigots.
Then again, Kevin’s an original cast member. “DO NOT make me look as ridiculous as the rest of these pieces of ass!” must be in his contract.
– J. Harvey
Check out the dudes from Glee in loincloths below:
Chord also strutted around, nipples out, with a Lady Gaga prop on his bare back. Hmm, Chord Overstreet and bareback.
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These are not loincloths. A loincloth is a very small, simple piece of cloth hanging from a waistband, kind of like a jockstrap without the straps in the rear, designed to cover for modesty but provide easy access for bodily functions.
These look more like adult diapers under big cloth covers.
I feel this warrants a post about adam lambert. Love or hate his music, IS HE NOT ATTRACTIVE AS FUCK IN THIS VIDEO?
So I’m guessing that it’s episodes like this that Glee is still a thing.
What happened to Darren Criss’ chest hair? It’s all gone!
Darren has nice legs. Chord…less so 🙂
These are chasmois diapers, not loincloths, very unflattering on guys who otherwise are very attractive, bad move Ryan Murphy, thought you knew better
They really need to do an episode where Sam dabbles with bisexuality and has a fierce make out session with Blaine.
I know Darren Criss has a bit of an otter look in real life, but any time you have seen him in Glee his character is smooth. 🙁
I know right! Guys spend so much time making sure the abs pop and the biceps swell but very few ever do anything about their thighs (easiest to develop) or calves (harder to develop). Chord seems to have no muscle tone below the waist.
They’ve got to stop having guest stars who single-handedly stomp the entire cast. You better SANG, Adam Lambert!
That moment at 1:20 where Darren Criss is on all fours in his loincloth, open-mouthed and eyebrow cocked, giving his sexiest roar to the camera? Instant splooge.
There’s really only one muscle of his below the waist that I’m concerned about 😉 lol
darren put my hole very wet.