Go buy the new issue of Das Einhorn! We’re not just saying that because we’re sponsors, and they did a great interview about Morgan Black and Dominic Sol‘s joint profile on Manhunt. We’re saying that because it’s only six dollars, and you horned-up bastards NEED IT.
Spoiler alert! Morgan Black hates all caps, and Dominic Sol hates the word “horned”. Collectively, the gay porn couple would have hated the last sentence of that previous paragraph. Individually, they had the following things to say to Das Einhorn editor Paul Bookstaber… The following things that, um, you’ll have to click through to read.
– Dewitt
As indicated above, click through to read what Morgan and Dominic had to say:
Dominic on rejection: “I can remember around six times saying no at the door. My line is always, ‘Sorry, it’s not a match.” Except there was one time I flat-out told him that he was clearly a different person than the man in the pictures. That was scary. I was in a basement apartment in Boston and he went on a tirade. ‘How dare you,’ he said. He started getting louder and I ran away. But he was the only guy who got upset.”
Morgan on desperation: “If someone wants to fuck me then they need to convince me I want to fuck them. Even if there’s a guy I totally want to fuck, I play it cool, because when you show someone you’re eager, especially in an online environment, they won’t let it happen… Because I myself think that way, at least subconsciously. I know that if he’s too eager, then something’s up. I go for subtlety.”
Dominic on being ignored: “If somebody does ignore your message, it’s honestly not a dick move, because it’s not a face to face interaction. It’s an online communication. And silence can mean one of many different things. I used to automatically think that they just weren’t into me. But now I realize people have other things going on. Maybe they’re busy.”
Morgan on what he looks for in a profile pic: “Clear, discernible photos. Not a nipple, or some sort of pixelated mess with what could maybe, be a torso with a t-shirt on, but it could be, you know, George Bush, there’s no distinguishable features. When I look at a profile I need clear, discernible, well-lit naked photos. Otherwise they’re hiding something, period.”
This is a large block of text, so I’m going to shut up and let you read the rest of the interview for yourselves. Oh wait! YOU CAN’T… Because you haven’t bought a copy of Das Einhorn yet, you cheap jerk.
Go do that, and we’ll discuss the rest on Twitter.
So they’re together in real life? Or in “the movies”? Or both? And these stories are from before the fucking? Or …during?
Nana’s confused. But she’ll just buy the magazine.
They are together IRL, my blog-a-boo! They have an open relationship, so they were actually cruising ON Manhunt when this interview was conducted.
There’s a fun part where they almost have sex with a bodybuilder, but they’re too busy fisting their mouths.
(BUT YOU SHOULD STILL BUY THE MAGAZINE!)
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY SOME GUYS TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
THIS IS COMPLETELY CHANGING THE TONE OF THE MESSAGE I WANT TO CONVEY.
AND IT’S PRETTY CLEAR THAT I’M CAPS LOCK IS ON. I MEAN, IT’S LIT UP. RIGHT?
THAT PICTURE OF THEM BEFORE THE JUMP IS SO CUTE.
OK, I’M DONE NOW.
I love you more than you’ll ever know, Guy.
have never understood the “play it cool and pretend you don’t want to have sex even though you are on a sex-site” attitude…seems immature and somewhat “girlie” to me…men usually just fuck when they want to
I’ve always told all caps is considered “yelling” typing online, and it’s much more difficult to read. That’s why we have lower case letters!
Those tired black sox have got to go
JUST BECAUSE U TYPE IN CAPS DOESNT MEAN U ARE YELLING, IT MEANS U FORGOT TO RELEASE THE CAPS LOCK, LOL
stop reading things in that arent there
You got a point x, but I have found that a little aloofness can add some intrigue and for some guys frustration which bugs me. I mran if I m going to stick my putter in you, I think it s nice to know a little something about him. Gimme some love witty. It ll make my hour.
They appear to be pretty mundane, ordinary and a little stupid.
I’m glad you could make that assumption based on four quotes from an interview about hooking up online.
Oh capital letters. I thought he didn’t like baseball caps! Makes sense now haha