Is Sanjaya Really Gay?

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On last night’s episode of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, Sanjaya Malakar of American Idol mohawk fame attempted to explain how he’s a “straight gay best friend”. In other words, Janice Dickinson isn’t his fag hag. She’s his non-fag hag.
Sanjaya reminds me of one of those friends who denies being gay for years even though the signs are quite prominent. You’ll defend them when others question their sexuality, but deep down you know the truth. We want to believe you Sanjaya. We really do.
– Dewitt
To watch Sanjaya’s “straight gay best friend” video, follow the JUMP:

2 thoughts on “Is Sanjaya Really Gay?

  1. idk why i tune into that show…. there really arent any “celebrities” on there…
    sanjaya is kidding himself, i mean the first episode of the show he VOLUNTEERED to massage lou diamond philips feet! not saying that makes him gay, buh u never kno..

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