iPhone Wars: Sharp-Dressed Men

Bah! No one turns to Guys With iPhones to see cute guys wearing CLOTHES! Personally, i find a guy in a GQ smooth get-up WAY sexier than a dude flashing his butthole at me. Smart shirt/tie/vest combo > your dusky rosebud.

Here’s a collection of gentlemen in their holidaying duds for your perusal. Which one would you most want to wine, dine, and 69 you? Hey, I didn’t say sex was off the menu or anything.

– J. Harvey

Note – yes, there is a celebrity in this mix, but his pic was on the site – so he qualifies!

Photo credit: Guys with iPhones

To see full pics of our sartorial sexies and to vote, Follow the JUMP:

Contestant A

Contestant B

Contestant C

Contestant D


34 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Sharp-Dressed Men

  1. well if c  is a douchebag  –  i  guess i  love douche bags  –   but i  don’t.    i  think c  is a  very sexy looking smart dressed  man.     love  to  meat him at his desk!!!!!   did I say that!!!

  2. What part about them is “sharply” dressed?
    Pretty sloppy when you get down to it…sorry, you missed the boat there.

  3. What part about them is “sharply” dressed?
    Pretty sloppy when you get down to it…sorry, you missed the boat there.

  4. Seeing as A is the only one who actually dressed up… (though D did too) the other two look like they’re a couple of high school kids who got into their dads old dress clothes…

  5. C’s outfit is not what I call “sharp-dressed”. This is more like a regular Saturday night out with the boys.

  6. A is the only one I would consider hiring.

    D is sharply dressed? He has a wallet chain! Get it together, gays!

  7. I figured a lot of people would find C has a douchebag look but think he’s hot anyway…LOL. Voted for him. Confidence is hot. 

    B looks like he’s about to break out on a song on Glee. Or about to put the make up on somebody about to break out on a song on Glee.

  8. A has something fucked up on top of his head, I believe it may be his hair. B is just too fucking goofy looking, and he does look like he belongs on “Glee!” D just looks like a big ol’ stupid redneck who found a vest and tie (a wallet chain…REALLY?). And C is just oozing a smoky sexiness, but he needs to let me fix his belt.

  9. mrlulu is bang on… A is by far the sharpest-dressed. B is just Darren Criss being uber-gay (ie. getting into his part) lol

  10. who the hell said D??? D is fucking ugly.

    B is Darren Criss looking particularly girly, and A and B are the better two

  11. Seriously? None of them are well-dressed? I mean, B C and D are all not well-dressed in the slightest but A is wearing a fashionably tailored suit in a nice color, and his tie and vest are great. Jeez.

  12. A is my favorite, only one in an actual suit and I like his hair.
    Next choice for me is C, I like his style.

    B looks like it is Darren Criss, the “celebrity” in the mix but for a second I thought D was Mario Batali, LOL.

  13. B is Darren Criss. If you right click and open in new tab, the photo is actually titled Darren-Criss1.jpg

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