No, we are not talking about competing ginges with hairy asses or dudes who just got spanked. This week’s competition is between guys wearing red bottoms, whether they be briefs, shorts or sweatpants. Yes, it’s a flimsy excuse for an iPhone war, but it’s also good-looking guys missing shirts. Flimsy works. Also, “red bottoms” sounds nicer than “sink dicks.”
p.s. Dewitt thinks that the “blond twink is DOOMED.” Prove him wrong! Vote for pale yellow, smart, and pasty if you’re into it!
– J. Harvey
To vote, Follow the JUMP:
Contestant A
Contestant B
Contestant C
Contestant D
Yeah, I think the blonde twink is doomed too, the other 3 are way hotter. Is that white blonde the new trend now? I’ve been seeing that a lot lately with gay boys. It’s not cute.
Contestant B = HOT!!
Hahah, this one was OBVIOUS! Haha. That doomed blond twink is… just terrible.
I, however, try to see doomed blond twink in an alternate universe where he has darker hair and better underwear. But for now, my ote goes to the daddy on B.
Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh mii heavens yes he is a piece of goodness
wow look at D hairy musc masc mature and looks very tall
do you ever start to think that some opinions are best left to your own bitter self
Wow, one of the hardest choices ever (and I mean that literally and figuratively), but I finally went with B. Love the hairy chest, abs, and face, plus he’s just a little bit older–I bet he fucking knows what he’s doing in the sack!
Let’s be real, if A showed up in my Manhunt or Grindr feed, I’d jump at the chance to give him a roll. (And the one thing I regret about going bald prematurely is not being able to do the white blond thing. Also, for the record, it’s the return of a trend.) But, in this group, C got my vote.
It was a VERY hard choice between B and D…. Went with B but wish I could have voted for both of them! DAMN!
Brett Edward Stout is contestant D, hot Marine!
D is hot, but B got my vote. Hard to choose between both.
Nope, you must be one of those guys with white blonde hair. Sorry, but its oooogly!
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where are all the ephebophiles that are normally running rampant around manhunt daily?
the poor young lad is performing exceptionally-poor, which is striking me as highly unusual… …please don’t tell me it’s his glasses that is putting people off¿
now that i look at it, “A” isn’t even bad-looking, actually: i, myself, would probably not be averse to the idea of having a romp in the hay with the little fella…)
…although, maybe not before i had spent some “Q.T.” with the king of Smug, contestant “B.”
(R.I.P. Billy Mays!)
i wonder whom he is, anyway: i note that he tends to pop up a bit, on the site.
If there where avatar as choice E the avatar would be running away with it …..
Totally agree! He looks like those artsy paris type wearing stripes and smoking one of those long ass cigarettes. To each their own, but he just looks to stuck up for me.
For the briefest of moments, I thought it was Billy Mays.
I see Contestant A and I just think Village of the Damned.
D everytime, he is hot hot hot!!!
Yep, A is taking a beating both in the polls and on here apparently. No surprise I’m sure.
A looks like Hermey the Elf from Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer all grown up!
Damn! B is my fav, but C is fucken hot too and so is D!
jeez.
how could I ask “where are all the Ephebophiles to rescue contestant A?”, when obviously they’d all voted for contestant C¿
I suppose “A” looks like he could pro’ly put up a good fight, is why “C” was flocked to.
maybe. . . . .
contestant B looks like Gerald Butler<3
He is very tall and very sexy! I dated him!
Who is contestant C?