iPhone Wars: Fourway Battle of The Four-Eyed Fellas

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I don't know about you, but I love a man who proudly rocks his spectacles. That's why this week's edition of iPhone Wars is exclusively dedicated to men wearing glasses. And in case you haven't figured it out by now, it's another four-way battle! Because ore options equals more fun. It also means that it's less likely there'll be comments suggesting a "none of the above" response.

To be quite frank, I'm having trouble choosing on this one. Contestant A is the only guy who was brave enough to show his dick. Contestant B is looking too cute in his orange undies. Contestant C tickles my imagination with his sexy treasure trail. And last but not least, Contestant D wins me over with that adorable smirk and hairy chest. So who gets your vote?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To see full-size pictures and vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

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CONTESTANT B:

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CONTESTANT C:

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CONTESTANT D:

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16 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Fourway Battle of The Four-Eyed Fellas

  1. uhhhh, none of them are clark kent but if i had to choose then contestant b gets my vote, he seems like the one who is hottest without the glasses

  2. LOL @ Alex, I was just about to compare B to Clark Kent.
    A is too skinny.
    B is kind of cute, but still too skinny.
    C is definitely cute, but we can barely see him.
    D may not be showing much, but he is cute and has a nice smile and a great furry chest, so I voted for him.
    Now why is A getting 2/3 of the vote? Is it ’cause he showed peen, or because all the twink lovers think he looks like Kyle XY?

  3. A has the best body…it has nothing to do with his dick, (as beautiful as it probably is rock hard and down my throat). A is just the all around cutest!

  4. I voted 4 A he is clearly the sexist of them all and yet 4 some reason I find A&B look a lot a like ( maybe it me ) go figure…….

  5. i was being ironic.
    (although i’m still not able to see what y’all had seen in the little twerp.
    “says the kettle to the pot.”)
    now, wait a minute.
    i’m probably built about the same as he, and also am bespectacled.
    so, where’s My Parade?

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