Towels are the unifying theme in today’s round of iPhone Wars. On their own, these fluffy pieces of cloth might not seem so exciting, but their appeal increases greatly when they’re wrapped around the waist of a sexy gentleman… But who’s the sexiest of them all!?!?
That’s for you to decide.
While you’re up to that, we’ll be investigating whether Contestant Z is, in fact, the man known as Santa Claus. We could totally see him ho-ho-holding some guy down in the locker room shower and putting some joy in his world. Just sayin’.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see all twenty-six pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
CONTESTANT J:
CONTESTANT K:
CONTESTANT L:
CONTESTANT M:
CONTESTANT N:
CONTESTANT O:
CONTESTANT P:
CONTESTANT Q:
CONTESTANT R:
CONTESTANT S:
CONTESTANT T:
CONTESTANT U:
CONTESTANT V:
CONTESTANT W:
CONTESTANT X:
CONTESTANT Y:
CONTESTANT Z:
Does anyone else sing the ABC’s in their head as they scroll down the iPhone Wars posts?
I’m singing hymms
quite a list
So many men to choose from! I had to pick a few!
So many men to choose from! I had to pick a few!
Z is the man. A very nice guy from Texas.
Mmmm, ‘L’ and ‘Y’ totally did it for me 😉
Wow… the only one I wouldn’t do is ‘Z’. That was a good one!
hmmm….alot of towel dropping fun to be had there!
Q & R would be a nice combo!
That’s funny, I’m the complete opposite, the only one I would WANT to do is ‘Z’.
That’s funny, I’m the complete opposite, the only one I would WANT to do is ‘Z’.
That’s funny, I’m the complete opposite, the only one I would WANT to do is ‘Z’.
Sure he’s gay Santa, cause i will be waiting up to see if his hotness comes down my chimney.
Sure he’s gay Santa, cause i will be waiting up to see if his hotness comes down my chimney.
Sure he’s gay Santa, cause i will be waiting up to see if his hotness comes down my chimney.
Not to knock Contestant Z, but did anyone else start singing “One of These Things (Is Not Like the Other)”? 😛
Gawd, “Y” is just the perfect thing I want for Christmas. I can just imagine unwrapping that towel…. mmmmmm.
Ok, so of course daddy Z is hot as fuck (duh), and Q is an adorable dream come true with an ass that I imagine to be extremely edible; but I feel like V was overlooked. V is absolutely beautiful. He just looks perfect. He has a perfect mix of masculinity and femininity. He looks like a good guy too… peaceful even. I don’t know if I’m looking into it too much, but he is beautiful, and his picture is fantastic.
Gonna go with A, because he’s a really nice guy in the Lower Easr Side, with pretty much the perfectly sized/shaped dick to suck on and get fucked with. Small world.
Gonna go with A, because he’s a really nice guy in the Lower Easr Side, with pretty much the perfectly sized/shaped dick to suck on and get fucked with. Small world.
E is super adorable.
E is super adorable.
Q all the way!
D, I, Q, W, and Z are super sexy
D, I, Q, W, and Z are super sexy
no.
i was singing “one of these days (i will get his dick in my mouth)” instead.
“Z” is quite easy to remember.
actually, i think he’s the only guy i’m interested in chipping my vote in for, on the strength of his striking me as being the most unique.