iPhone Wars: Battle of The Tie Guys

It’s been ages since I started savings pics for this round of iPhone Wars. Who knew it was so hard to find a bunch of hot guys in ties? After a decent amount of searching, I eventually stumbled upon my fourth and final contestant. There’s just one problem—he makes this decision much more difficult!

Of these four men in ties, which do you consider the most attractive? We’re still leaning toward Contestant A, because bow-ties are fucking awesome. Obviously, it has nothing to do with his washboard abs or damn near-perfect body…

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:




48 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Tie Guys

  1. such a racist minded remark. I Hate fags coming on here saying black guys come in last. If he is hot and people like him they will vote. If they don’t they won’t….. It is no fucking excuse for you to say shit like this. get over it. and for the Record i voted for him and not cause he was black and i was afraid he would come in last! call me old fashioned but i went on looks not race:)
     

  2. How in the hell was that a racist remark?? I know that Mister Impatience makes that statement all of the time on this blog, AND HE’S BLACK! Er… African American..  I’d say that the “fag” remark was much more offensive! YOU need to get over it!

  3. honey what are u going through? u commies need to stop screaming racism so freely. nobody said anything black anything. they were say he’d probably come in last because he didnt show his dick . jesus dude.

  4. I said it and i will Say it again!!! stop coming on here saying that if you or we don’t vote for a black guy on here were racist or won’t vote for him …. if u look idiot he is tied for 3rd place now what???

  5. HE NEVER SAID IT WAS DUE TO RACISM!!! Dude!!! Quit fucking reading into things! I’m white! And I damn well voted for A!! And it had NOTHING to do with race! And I know that JamieB wasn’t saying it was because of race! Just as gacysdad just said, it was because he didn’t show his damn dick! Get off your fucking high horse! And again, you are a bully for using the word “fag”!

  6. Oh… You are much more FUGLY. Your attitude makes you the FUGLIEST thing I’ve seen on this site in quite some time. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.

  7. Glad to help me? Dude….. Yeah.. I think gacysdad really has it right. You need to lay off the tina. You are not making sense.

  8. I voted for A too because he’s very attractive. I would have loved to seen his package. However, I don’t get penetrated, but I do suck cock. I don’t suck everyone’s cock, but I do prefer cut. LOL I sound like a slut.

  9. No baby, I take Cymbalta. To each his own, in my opinion, A is an attractive young man. I am black/Latino and I don’t discriminate. 

  10. Pretty sure he meant because he didnt show his dick and the other three did. id say your assumption was more racist

  11. LOL, WOW! Didn’t think my comment would stir such stupidity. It’s clear that the other 3 guys have their dicks out, and on this site guys pick who’s hotter by who has the biggest dick. True voice, you are an idiot. Does the foot in your mouth taste good? LOL. 

  12. True Voice: “Record i voted for him and not cause he was black and i was afraid he would come in last! call me old fashioned but i went on looks not race:)”

    But now hes fugly? I think you need to get it together guy.

  13. No.. But you are acting like one. For the very reasons that JamieB just stated below. You voted for A but now you call him Fugly… If that isn’t acting like a moron……

  14. I seriously have no clue how C is in last.
    Also, I didn’t read, but I REALLY hope there’s a flame war going on above my comment.

  15. Tina may limit your ability 2 get and maintain erection but based upon your comments tina does limit your ability 2 have your conscious eat at you because JamieB never mention a thing about racist  U did that   and in doing so you looked for every other excuse  except  the one thing that is perhaps rooted deep with in you and  that is RACASIUM !!  So true voice it seems 2 me that the one person that you have failed 2  speak TRUTH with is YOURSELF !

  16. I voted for A  he is just so FUCKING hot  ( like Mat said ) that he did not need 2 show his dick and  in my book that  puts  him a step ahead of  of all the rest 🙂 🙂 🙂   oh but Mat I have 2 disagree with U on the bow tie  because I HATE wearing them LOL …….

  17. I voted for A because he is hot. That and I like bow ties, bow ties are cool. Just ask the Doctor.

  18. (sorry about that — i just couldn’t help m’self.)

    1.) yep.

    i did vote for contestant “A.”

    1a.) (that bow-tie looks pretty cute on the guy!)

    2.) and, correct, there was a very great chance i’d’ve conjectured that “A” would come in last, due precisely to his skin’s not being light or white (and not just because he’s the only one who didn’t shown “peen”).

    (please note that That is not the same as saying, “. . .due precisely to his being black. . .”)

    🙂

    2a.) out of the four above, i’m attracted most to “A,” while “D” might be able to pique my interest with a different photo.

    to be honest, i do not see what the big deal is, about “B.”

    i can admit that “B” isn’t unattractive, but he’s certainly not (in my view) a guy for whom one must beat down doors to get at, either.

    3.) i am non-white, but i never did say i was black, either, mat.

    no harm was done, though.

    4.) i have no intention of feeding any trolls, here — that includes you, false voice.

    5.) i see that (for now) “A” is in 3rd place: a development that surprises me as much as it had for the last 4-way battle that i had cared enough to cast my vote in, a short-few weeks ago.

    but “A”´s ranking is currently quite precarious; so i would not be surprised to see the guy slip (back?) to 4th, by this contest’s end.

  19. SUGGESTION: maybe this blog is not ready for a black guy yet  . .. i mean if u vote for him, you’re racist and if you don’t your racist … from what i read you’re all racist wearing the “wise open minded” cloth … Cheers from a whitey

  20. wtf is wrong with you people??? just calm down…I voted for A and my mate for B 🙂

    lets face it..he is black..but hes also hot 🙂 nom nom nom nom nom

  21. I’m black and I’m frankly sick of this growing trend of  black men thinking they can pull off a bowtie. Granted, I’ve met some that can pull it off, but most of the time the guys end up looking like The Help. I don’t think guy A can pull one off .
    I don’t care for Guy B because his big schlong overshadows his ordinary face and he’s not even showing his tie  (he’s in track pants so this pic was clearly for fun). What’s the point if you’re not gonna go all the way in the ridiculousness of posing shirtless with a tie?
    That’s why I love guy C. He takes it all the way, and he gives his model face and pose. I think he’s body’s hot, and his face is too adorable to pass up.
    Guy D is just a no for me

  22. Ugh I’m not saying that it’s purely a trend with black guys. Lord knows that the bowtie’s making a fashion comeback, especially if the new Doctor Who is sporting one.  I’m stating that 1) only a few guys can pull off a bowtie and 2) I believe it’s significantly harder for black men to pull off a bowtie. With a lot of men in general, it appears as an attempt to look intellectual and of a high class. In the case of black men, it mostly reminds me of days when we’d have to dress up in work in the homes & events of the “wealthy” country club members. I’m not saying that there aren’t black men who can pull a bowtie off, I’m saying that guy A is not among that rare group. This is only my opinion…

  23. There is gonna be racial hatred still, I dont understand it but just dismiss it as ignorance, dont get mad about it, I had to deal with my own feelings about it, I hate it but i cant change peoples feelings

  24. (1)they should change the pole to a choose who belongs in 1st 2nd 3rd and 4th
    (2) having your dick out is an unfair advantage but still counts for appearance
    If I were to vote based solely on what we were asked who looks best in a tie(an example seeing someone at a store) it would be as follows
    1st B
    2nd D
    3rd A
    4rth C

    now with there dicks
    1 B
    2D
    3A
    4C

    also this for the questions about racism I believe it is really racist  I mean the 3 white guys just brought out there sticks to beat the black guy!

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