iPhone Wars: Battle of The Speedos

Eight out of nine guys in today’s round of iPhone Wars are wearing speedos. Given those numbers, I’m going to ignore the lone dude in a regular ol’ bathing suit and call this the “Battle of The Speedos“. It also gives me an excuse to link to this clip of Parker London getting tag-teamed by a pool.

Or this video of a hot swimmer jerking off. Or this video of two guys running on a beach.

When you’re done clicking all those links and stroking yourself thoroughly, please be sure to vote in this week’s round of iPhone Wars! There are eight nine contestants waiting for your votes, and they’ll do whatever it takes to get them. <– This is a lie. They’ll just live on your computer screen.

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

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