Happy Halloween! I kind of forgot that was happening today, even though I’m about to go get shit-faced at a Manhunt-sponsored party and embarrass myself in front of Sharon Needles later tonight. (Come stalk me!) I’m looking forward to seeing what gay Halloween in Salem has to offer. Will the costumes be super creative, super slutty or even sluttier than any slut could ever imagine? Let’s hope for the latter!
Blargh, in any case, it seemed right to celebrate this occasion by bringing back our oft-neglected iPhone Wars series for a handy-dandy costume contest. Will you vote for the person who put the most time and effort into their look? Or will you pick the guy with the hottest body or cutest face? It’s probably going to be the latter!
Either way, we’ll find out soon enough! Get your vote in before it’s too late.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
Check out pictures of each contestant and cast your vote below:
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Remember when gay men were known for clever, high-concept costumes?
That’s why I voted for only 6 of them. The slutty/half-assed ones who were just showing off their bodies or cocks got no votes from me. A, E, F, O, W and X were the best of the bunch. 20 contestants fell short. The sexy Robin/Angel/etc costumes? OVERDONE.
Y is a costume? Really? I think that’s more like an outfit that missed.
I remember when I showed up to a Halloween party dressed as Contestant A then met two other dudes wearing the same thing. Awkward!
Is Contestant W (Wolverine) Donny Wright XXX? If so, he can finger me anytime. WITHOUT THE ADAMANTIUM CLAWS!
The moxy of Contestant J really did it for me….very hot.
Aside from him, the body on Contestant Q fills out that costume so damn well. Yes please.
F, Q, and T get me into the spirit!
win or not J was the “happyist”
A, T, W, X
No, I don’t think W is Donny, but I see the resemblance. If it were Donny, I am totally with you!
G (Robin) is porn actor Shane Frost.
Oh shit that is Shane Frost! cool.
Soo did some research aka stalking and went to Donny Wright’s twitter account. It’s him in his 2011 costume.
https://twitter.com/DonnyWrightXXX/status/128998022536364033
Huh, interesting. Shows what I know! See kids, this is why it is important to always do your research!
W got my vote…just cuz he’s Donny Wright
Dewitt time for a new one pls.
where are the Christmas pics Dewitt