iPhone Wars: Battle of The Shirt Lifters

It time for another round of iPhone Wars! Today’s contestants have been known to lift their shirts and show off their toned tummies, and we’ve got the photographic evidence to prove it! Which one of them is most worthy of a nickname like “The Situation“? More accurately, which one of these guys do you want to bang the hardest?

Unfortunately, there’s no “all of the above” option, so you’ll have to narrow it down to one lucky man. We know it’s a difficult choice, but we have faith that you’ll be able to handle it! So what are you waiting for? Click through and get your vote on!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To see the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:


45 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Shirt Lifters

  1. Definitely D…and there’s something about his photo that suggests an engaging personality to complement the rockin bod.

  2. to each his own id guess, but has anyone else here noticed that in the past iphone posts, if there is a black dude in the competition, they never get much love?

    “C” has the best abs in the crop here boys….

  3. Yeah, D is hot but has the worst abs. This is battle of the shirt lifters, not “who do you want to fuck?” C wins hands down.

  4. This white guy will go black any time but the tats are too distracting for me this time … granted they’re on his arms, but that just is too much for me. I like D – very masc, I bet B would be much better if he smiled, probably a really killer smile too. And A – nice but not into skinny bois – while they bounce nicely, like a bit more to get my arms around.

  5. For me, it was a tough choice between C & D. I think C is the cutest, but I’ve always had a thing for facial hair, and am not a big fan of tats. But that’s just me. They’re both hot!

  6. I voted for D.
    Cause the rest looks like Jail Bait.
    The problem I have with C is the Star tattoo.
    I ass-ume C is from Texas?
    The more I keep looking at D, the more I want to Sixty-Nine him. 😛

  7. I ain’t voting for no black man or asian man…
    Honestly you can pick the fucking winner of most of these before you even click on the poll. MH you forget your audience sometimes. lol.

  8. Definitely went with D!!! It’s not exactly an “abs” competition as it is a “stomach” competition. Ok.. You know what I mean. His stomach (and everything else) gets me going! HOT!!

  9. Really, jacinator? Actually, you are so wrong! I know several of the guys that have posted, and they are 100% top!
    ASSume much?

  10. @soot – looks aren’t everything, but if you had to, i’d say D looks like the ONLY douchebag here.

  11. White guy here Not everything has 2 be about race I am black ( hence the name ) and I voted 4 D C has nice abs with a little boy face and will lets just say A has the whole grammar school thing down pack. White g I am not disagreeing with your statement how ever it does not always apply N every case and this is one of those times that RACE does not apply !!! Point well taken never less …..

  12. I Feel that way too black men never get shown no love on these polls!! C looks the best out of all of them.. look at his abs compared to the others.

  13. if the emphasis is on the shirt, then the head shot shouldnt be apart of the pic. i think the votes are geared toward look of the guy not the pose of the shirt.

  14. even if i make all these unwitting contestants “headless,” myself, i’m still not especially inspired to cast a vote for any of these fellows.

    for the interim, i will express my surprise that the black gentleman isn’t the one who’s Abysmally Last, this time around; i may suppose that is so, because “A” has no eyebrows to speak of.

    which looks weird, as coupled with his almond-shaped eyes.

    if i absolutely had to choose, i’d likely select “B.”

  15. yeah i agree with *slapp* this is a shirt lifting contest so which one has the best abs, i like d he has got a gorgeous face but c has the body to die for, the type of body that you could just lick cream off all day mmm hmmm

  16. “C” all the way…though I kindda wanna erase his tats…a lil’ too much…but he’s still hot 🙂

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