iPhone Wars: Battle of The Pierced Nips

This round of iPhone Wars is particularly complicated, because even I don’t know who to vote for. You’d think I’d immediately gravitate toward Contestant B or C, given my general inclination to whore myself out for bearded dudes. However, I just can’t get past Contestant D‘s devilish smirk or Contestant A‘s, well, everything.

Who are you voting for? Leave a comment and convince me why he should win!

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

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CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:


17 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Pierced Nips

  1. Definitely contestant D… great smile, great body, nice piercing and tags but most of all….because the placement of his towel is oh-so-right  😉

  2. I HATE pierced nipples. I like to get a gentle hold of a hard nipple between my lips or teeth…but with Jewelery involved you feel like you might hurt the guy or chip a tooth!!!
    BLECHHHHH

  3. “A” is hot, but he’s a little out of my league.  “D” probably is too, but between the smirk and those beautiful baby blues, I’d work up the guts to at least approach him in a bar or wherever.

    And yes, niceguy, good call on that towel, the one that thiiiiiissssss close to falling off and showing everything but cock-teasingly isn’t! 

  4. This is one of those times I really couldn’t choose between the 2 of them (and really there are only 2 choices here): A & D. I just chose D because he kinda looks like the typical guys I hook up with and, by association, I feel like he’s a great kisser, too…hehe…my favorite thing in the world.

  5. Thank you!  I cannot stand the one pierced tit thing.  Did ya woose out after the first one or what??

  6. Well if we’re supposed to be voting on the nipple rings, then it has to be A.  Just look at those nipples and their supporting chest.  YUMMY!!!

  7. D totally looks like someone I know, and he’s bulked out if it is him…so yea, voooting for him. >w>

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