iPhone Wars: Battle of The Jockstraps (Part III)

Out of a folder of 65 guys in jockstraps, do you know how difficult it was to narrow it down to twelve for today’s edition of iPhone Wars? It wasn’t so much the process of selecting these guys to compete, as it was the fact that I kept getting distracted by all those big bulges and juicy asses. Jockstraps are sort of my thing! It’s hard (literally) to write about something that’s your thing.

Speaking of things, last week’s battle was a frickin’ massacre, with Contestant L wiping the floor with the other eleven contestants. We can only hope there’s a little more action and mystery in this round, but who ever knows how these polls are going to go? We’ve given up on trying to predict the results.

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:

CONTESTANT E:

CONTESTANT F:

CONTESTANT G:

CONTESTANT H:

CONTESTANT I:

CONTESTANT J:

CONTESTANT K:

CONTESTANT L:


317 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Jockstraps (Part III)

  1. 9 of these guys are basically twinks. who wants to see twinks in jocks? it’s like seeing senior citizens in thongs at the beach. 

  2. They’re all too sexy. No possible way to decide. I’ll just jack off, and whoever I hit with my cum, will get my vote 😀

  3. Contestant J, hands-down.  Jocks are my thing, too, especially jocks in jocks.  The other guys were good, but he wins for wearing a classic Bike no. 10 jockstrap, which beats the other guys in their “designer” jocks.  His nip piercings are great, too.  Totally hot package.

  4. I had to vote for “A.”  As a total top, all I wanted to do when I saw him was sink to my knees behind him and sink my cock into that ass.

  5. I don’t know how people look like a douche bag. I know people act like douche bags and since you don’t know him, I think it’s safe to say that’s an unfair judgement.

  6. Contestant J. Hipster Glasses will always be the death of me. I wish he would angle his butt to the camera a little better though.

  7. First, I know J, his name is Tommy and his photos is all over the Internet, i was about to vote for him but then i looked at B, hairy and all the things, his face, his lips,  he will be my woof daddy, he’s got my vote.

  8. I wish on these wars with so many choices we could pick 2. B & H were my 2, with my vote going to B.  B is doing good but H is hurting.

  9. to each his own,  B all the way.   But L a close second.  would love to find him in my storage closet or garage :0

  10. Contestant g, duh. Sex with him would be SO hot! (that’s why he has 2 fire extinguishers, right?)

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