There are two things you should know before proceeding with today’s round of iPhone Wars. One, there are sixteen contestants, more than we’ve ever had in any previous battle. Two, you can vote for as many of them as you’d like.
We’re doing this as an experiment of sorts, to see if limiting your selections has any effect on the voting process. Also, we thought it’d be cruel to make you choose just one of these fantastically fuzzy fellows… So, uh, let your freak flag fly! Make it a threesome, foursome, fivesome or a seventeen-man orgy with you and all sixteen contestants.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I (REMOVED FOR NOW):
CONTESTANT J:
CONTESTANT K:
CONTESTANT L:
CONTESTANT M:
CONTESTANT N:
CONTESTANT O:
CONTESTANT P:
A or C or J could join me in bed any time.
16 choices?? Hairy chest overload!!
for ONCE i’m voting with the rest of you boys (mostly). i feel like i’m part of something.
You guys are so predictable.. E is number one..
Well this wasn’t easy. Went with K cause he’s just too adorable.
M<M<M< Hello…hot as hell….
or J i reckon
E is YUM
how many rabbits died to make that thing that H is wearing?
I voted for B / D / G / H / J and p
omg, how can “I” be scoring so low? he’s adorable!
K is just gorgeous!!!
N is the total package for me…nice cock, friendly smile, bland clean-cut good looks. Pushes all my buttons.
Hasn’t anyone noticed that B and D are the same person?
Got to agree with T294 above! Smile is infectious and the rest of him can in – fect me anytime! All of him looks soooo yummy!
You’re looking at the jacket when there’s his beautiful cock to stare at front and centre? And LOL at “SJP”… what, are you Sarah Jessica Parker commenting on questionable fashion choices? Pretty ironic…
A – K – M. TRUST.
I need to rub several out of this post.
AAAGGGHHH!!! Can’t decide! Hotness overload! *head explodes*
I just saw that B & D are one in the same, which is funny because I switched my vote from B to D…and why am I not surprised that the guy with the most definition and the tightest abs is the top vote getter? Typical…
I voted for E, J, and K. Happy to see they’re currently the top 3!
omfg hardest one ever. thank god i didn’t have to choose one (I tried to keep it to 10).
riiiiggght????
This is a check box one, as in take all of the hairy chests you want.
Anyone who didn’t click on E is crazy (or anyone who didn’t click all of them for that matter).
I thought that as well.
Why is there never a None of the Above option?
i said “n” bc he looks like a big ol’ dork with a big ol’ dick!
E, F, J
Its because he is a sexy God!
E has Fuck me eyes going!
So much K, but I also voted for J and L. Surprised B is doing so poorly.
Sometimes choosing to keep an ugly jacket on in a picture is more important than someones cock. It’s like black socks during sex. It means he thought it looked good, which is so, so wrong.
I love a hairy chest…and I have a HUGE facial hair fetish…glad to see many of these furry studs also sport nice looking beards…and letter E is the ultimate combination of the two…when should I be expecting him to land at my doorstop?
Never A…have met him and he’s a dickhead.
This one one of the hardest choices. All of them are hot.
All of the above!!!!!!!!!
Why was contestant “I” removed???
i like guy “B” better than guy “D.”
oh, wait. . . . .
Dewitt – you know just what I need! This poll was so hard…A E F K O were my top choices. Sexy sexy men!
A or N – would like to cover certain parts with a few drops of honey and lick it off. of course after enjoying their terrific hairy chest
Who is contestant N? Yum!
I’m dying to know who N is. He’s adorable!