Do you like guys in glasses? Do you like getting blowjobs from guys in glasses, then cumming on their lenses when you’re done? Since I can’t actually hear your answer to either of these questions, I’m just going to assume you said “Yes!” in a particularly enthusiastic tone… And if that’s the case, you’ll be very excited about today’s edition of iPhone Wars.
You know the drill by now, right? Scroll through these twenty-six bespectacled gentlemen and choose your favorite(s). Though you can only vote once, you can select as many contestants as you’d like.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see all twenty-six pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
CONTESTANT J:
CONTESTANT K:
CONTESTANT L:
CONTESTANT M:
CONTESTANT N:
CONTESTANT O:
CONTESTANT P:
CONTESTANT Q:
CONTESTANT R:
CONTESTANT S:
CONTESTANT T:
CONTESTANT U:
CONTESTANT V:
CONTESTANT W:
CONTESTANT X:
CONTESTANT Y:
CONTESTANT Z:
Dayum, Contestant A certainly needs no xtra magnification!
A, T and Y. Drool!
C’mon!!!!! Can’t we have a multiple choice?!?!?! So many hotties
Oh no! I thought I allowed multiple choice.
Oh no! I thought I allowed multiple choice.
Oh no! I thought I allowed multiple choice.
Ugh, too many choices. TOO. MANY. CHOICES.
I’ve always found glasses SUPER sexy… These guys prove my point… Yum!
I’ve always found glasses SUPER sexy… These guys prove my point… Yum!
I’ve always found glasses SUPER sexy… These guys prove my point… Yum!
To my laser-corrected eyes, the best-looking guys with the best-looking glasses were E, F, K, T and Z–which, now that I read it, sounds a little like a line on a vision test.
Contestant M drew my attention, because of how cute he was. It wasn’t that he was well endowed, or that he was muscular, it was just how much he seemed to like taking the picture, the mischevious glint in his eye, and his adorably hugable body.
Putting U and V next to eachother just seems cruel.
Putting U and V next to eachother just seems cruel.
EAT
B, O, T, Y, Z….especially O and Y. Guys with glasses are incredibly sexy!
Contestents N and S, cos really they were the only guys here that looked like they were very happy to see me! Some looked downright peevish, can’t go a guy with lips of string….
I’ll second that choice mister, and your criteria for judgement, he was certainly one of my finalists….
I’ll second that choice mister, and your criteria for judgement, he was certainly one of my finalists….
U was my pick! My kinda guy