iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cutesy Briefs

Gone are the days when briefs were solely equivalent to plain ol’ tighty whities. Nowadays, you can get that extra bit of support along with the additional perk of a colorful design or pattern. This is clearly what human existence has been leading up to all along—underwear that doesn’t make you look like a grandfather!

Kidding, kidding. I’m totally down with rocking tighty whities. Or boxers, boxer briefs and the occasional jockstrap (I’m indecisive like that). However, the four men in today’s edition of iPhone Wars have made a special commitment to their vibrant briefs… By, you know, posting pictures on the internet. Who’s wearing them the best?

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:




19 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cutesy Briefs

  1. Actually voted D cause he is the sexiest guy (to me) but the underwear is an ugly ass pattern :p

  2. D in a toss-up, because I don’t really find any of them attractive- not ugly, just not my cup of tea.

    And does anyone but me think cutesy patterned briefs are really just for grown-up children? Just sayin’….

  3. Not into Sears, “garanimals?” undies !

    So, D is the only one that I would want a, paramedic, doctor or date to see me in ! LOL

  4. I’m likin’ A. Best bod of the group–and the contrast between adult body and childish underwear is kind of groovy. B & C look like they might actually BE children.

  5. The big problem with briefs, in my view, is that they have a tendency to channel a little boy vibe … this is especially true with “cutesy briefs with patterns.” I’m not saying that briefs can’t look good. It depends on the whole gestalt…

    …but here’s where I think Contestant B has gone horribly wrong. Those briefs on him work like he’s a preadolescent boy. I concede that perhaps that’s sexy to some, but if what you’re looking for is a clean, solidly masculine vibe then they work against (women, in general, tend to vote down briefs for this reason … not that it matters).

    I’d pick Contestant D, because he projects the most manly vibe in his shorts.

  6. I was torn between A & D – chose D because he has the cutest smile, I just wanna run up & kiss him!!
    And what’s up w/all these guys dissin’ the “kiddie” undies? Be willing to bet at least 1/2 of’cm HAVE a pair in their drawer. If THIS many men (especially gay men) thought they were SO awful/childish/whatever, then explain to me how they SELL SO WELL?!?!?! Just admit it – shit – you like’em. WTF’s so wrong with that?

  7. It’s funny how I said before looking at the pictures completely…”no matter how the rest of contestant A body looks, he must be the hottest”…to then realize he just had a good package : P Went for D at the end.

  8. Most of you clearly miss the point of this. You are voting on the underwear, not on which guy is the hottest….try not to be a sex fiend for 2 seconds. That being said, I actually liked all of their underwear but ultimately went with C.

  9. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….both the hottie in the pic n the sound he would make as i eat n fuck his tite sweet fucking ass

  10. Really wheels81 who gives 2 SHITS about the underwear !!! LOL but I did vote 4 D because at least the makers of his underwear R not regular sponsors on the cartoon network .

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