iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cumshots

Jizz iPhone War

Today's iPhone War is so juicy (in the literal sense) that we can't even show you a snippet on the front page. If you weren't too into the bearish guys we posted last week, you'll rest assured knowing that we have absolutely no idea what these guys look like! Yes, this is a battle of cropped penises jizzing all over the place. 

While Contestant A may seem like the obvious choice, take into consideration that we're only seeing a small part of Contestant B's load. With that said, I can understand why you'd choose A over B. I mean, who the hell cums on their iPhone? That's just messy.

– Dewitt

To vote and check out the full, uncensored pics, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

Guys With iPhones, cumshot, jizz, cock, mirror pictures, self portrait, money shot, semen, iPhone War

CONTESTANT B:

Guys With iPhones, cumshot, jizz, cock, mirror pictures, self portrait, money shot, semen, iPhone War

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10 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cumshots

  1. loved the article, and I would say A, first one because it show us more than just the cum, using the mirror technique, andsecond because it seems thicker cum than conestant B.. So, A it is!

  2. This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I thought they were going to take pictures of their cum with their iPhones.

  3. um… Ew. There are already enough faceless penises on manhunt. There is no need for faceless cum shots too. Not sexy.

  4. I just like the cock on #A, what I affectionately call a “Torpedo Dick.” Easy entry head followed by a nice, thick shaft that tapers back down at the base. Once in, it isn’t going anywhere soon and when you’re done, you know he has visited you for several hours afterwards!

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