I was disappointed by the lack of actual cubs in the promotional video for Drasko Bogdanovic‘s “Cub Camp 2013” calendar. Sure, these overly-specific gay categories can occasionally get complicated—especially when we’re all referring to ourselves as woodland creatures—but you can’t just throw a beard on a slim/muscular guy and call him a “cub”. That label requires a little more meat on the bones!
While all twenty-six contestants on today’s edition of iPhone Wars might not necessarily identify as “cubs”, they’re a far cry from the twinkiness of, say, someone like Roger Lambert… You might recognize a few of them from Tumblr, your television or my wet dreams.
You know the drill by now, right? Click through and vote for your fave(s)!
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see all twenty-six pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
CONTESTANT J:
CONTESTANT K:
CONTESTANT L:
CONTESTANT M:
CONTESTANT N:
CONTESTANT P:
CONTESTANT Q:
CONTESTANT R:
CONTESTANT S:
CONTESTANT T:
CONTESTANT U:
CONTESTANT V:
CONTESTANT W:
CONTESTANT X:
CONTESTANT Y:
CONTESTANT Z:
Contestants B and R, because I love me some black cubs and they seem to be so rare to find! And definitely Contestant T. He looks like he’d be a lot of fun in the sack.
Contestants B and R, because I love me some black cubs and they seem to be so rare to find! And definitely Contestant T. He looks like he’d be a lot of fun in the sack.
I think my cock officially broke on this one.
i think most of these have made the crossover into full bear status… going by BMI, i’d say a cub is overweight (25-30) and you have to call them bears after 30. most of these guys seem to be in the 30-40 range.
No thanks. None of the above.
Can “none of the above” be an option?
Awwwwwwww those cubs are cute , I really can’t choose.
I love cubs and bears!! They are the hottest guys on the planet!!! Hairy and handsome! Yum!!!
WOW what a bunch of superficial bunch of queens….What’s the matter a bit of reality messing with your unobtainable view of the world. Didn’t all your moms ever tell you if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all…
“Cub” isn’t defined by weight, as far as I’m concerned. It’s usually categorized by a more youthful appearance.
Yes, it’s called “not voting” and moving on to the next post.
Am I the only one that thinks A looks like Prince Harry with some extra pounds? Very nice 🙂
Yes, you ARE the only one, lol.
I have so much respect for these guys. To have the confidence to show your body in a society that can be so cruel is refreshing. Good on ya gents!
I have so much respect for these guys. To have the confidence to show your body in a society that can be so cruel is refreshing. Good on ya gents!
I think they are all handsome guys.
I think they are all handsome guys.
W seems to be winning. He is handsome, but he seems to be a full-on Bear, rather than a Cub.
Thanks for giving us such a precise definition from your encyclopedic douche-tastic brain.
Thanks for giving us such a precise definition from your encyclopedic douche-tastic brain.
Please step away from the voting booth, a douchebag just emptied his contents.
Thank you for pointing out WestAtlBear’s “silly” comment, guys like you are so cool and hip.
Thank you for pointing out WestAtlBear’s “silly” comment, guys like you are so cool and hip.
WERQ.
eh, everyone has different working definitions… to my mind, a cub is a hairy guy with a cute little round tummy, just 10 or 20 pounds away from being a twink (or otter, as the case may be), but still able to put on clothes and have people not be able to tell he doesn’t have abs. i know plenty of young guys who would be offended if you didn’t recognize their bear membership.
I think you should call it Battle of the chubs. I chose W.
I think you should call it Battle of the chubs. I chose W.
I think you should call it Battle of the chubs. I chose W.
I think you should call it Battle of the chubs. I chose W.
because that response totally isn’t douchy. notice how my post contains “i think” and “i’d say.” it was me giving my opinion, and not even in a mean way. i could have been one of those guys who was like “ewww, these are gross, so not into this” but i did restrain myself like a non-douche, and like you did not. basically, F U
I want them all 🙂
Wrap them all up, I’ll take ’em to go!
Somebody buy this dude a sense of humor…
Thank you… all of that will help keep me on my diet.
S, T and Z!
love that reply
i can totally see that and agree with you no matter what the other assholes on here say
i can totally see that and agree with you no matter what the other assholes on here say
these guys are all handsome, hairy, and hunky. the last one i would chose is the muscle cub which is the lead in the poll….
Does anyone else wish when using the bathroom mirror for the person to put the toilet seat down? I don’t want to think about your personal business. Oh yea, and put the “cover spray” away too!
You tell your husband not to attack Dewitt for breaking your dick lol He can have fun trying to resuscitate it 🙂
You tell your husband not to attack Dewitt for breaking your dick lol He can have fun trying to resuscitate it 🙂
E is the only one who is cute AND doesn’t make me want to stick my head in an oven. Seems like an overwhelming amount of cubs/bears are “scene”.
To the guys with the negative remarks, these guys are putting themselves out there for love or a hookup. The title says it all, so it cubby or chubby guys aren’t your thing, then move on the the next post and don’t say anything negative. If it ‘s not for you, fine, move on, but keep your shitty comments to yourself, and quit being such shitty, catty assholes!
I’ve divided them into 2 groups, pinch their cute chubby cheeks or fuck their hot big ol’ beef butts! The winner is W cuz I wanna do both to him!
As a chubby guy myself, I thank Manhuntdaily for posting pictures of these teddybear like guys. Here are my votes: Contestant C: cute. Contestant E: Looks like he’s a bit on the small side, which I adore. Contestant F: cute. Contestant G: Looks like a nerd and nerdy guys turn me on. Contestant I: I can imagine fucking him while he watches me with that same expression. Contestant J: Looks like a fun guy. Contestant O: nice ass. Contestant T: Sexy Contestant V: hottt!Contestant Z: yess!!!!
As a chubby guy myself, I thank Manhuntdaily for posting pictures of these teddybear like guys. Here are my votes: Contestant C: cute. Contestant E: Looks like he’s a bit on the small side, which I adore. Contestant F: cute. Contestant G: Looks like a nerd and nerdy guys turn me on. Contestant I: I can imagine fucking him while he watches me with that same expression. Contestant J: Looks like a fun guy. Contestant O: nice ass. Contestant T: Sexy Contestant V: hottt!Contestant Z: yess!!!!
E, I, and Z but mainly E support the military!!
i would’ve voted for contestants ‘b’ / ‘d’ / ‘e’ / ‘i’ / ‘r’ / ‘w’ and maybe ‘t’ (but i’m a bit iffy.. ..he looks a little down, unfortunately).
i especially like ‘b’ and ‘r’ — i’d like to be the cream between their chocolate slabs.
it’s interesting that all the guys (besides ‘r’) i liked all were in the “top 10,” such as it were; ‘r’ is 11th, ‘b’ is 10th.