We’re just going to keep adding guys to our iPhone Wars polls. One day, you’re going to pull up this blog, and we’ll force you to choose between ninety-nine million REAL, super-attractive contestants. Until then? We’ll just force you to choose from twelve.
Today’s round picks up where the Battle of Faces Vs. Big Dicks left off, without any of the big dicks. Then again, some of these contestants might have big dicks, but they’re not showing them to you in these selected shots. Whose big or non-big dick would you most like to see? Vote now!
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
CONTESTANT J:
CONTESTANT K:
CONTESTANT L:
H cuz the next pic is with his pants slightly down revealing a round bubble butt
B or F and I kinda like J.
E any guy who is that hot and an animal lover gets major points.
Haha contestant K lives around Portland OR
B… without hesitation.
B. Zito (or his look alike) is looking handsome as ever
H and K are super hot!
A. He’s cute and you can kinda see an outline in his shorts.
B and K are gorgy…..K especially since he looks more like the boy next door to me.
I voted for “L”, but it was a close call between “A” and “H” as well. When I saw the pic of all of them at once, my eyes met “L” without even giving it much thought, but since it is based on clothed men, as I looked at each one by one, “A”‘s smile and a bit scruffy hair made him admirable too and as for best dressed, “H”‘s suit with his lighthearted face make him appealing as well.
i had to go for “C”….i just love me some big ears!
ugh! now something like THIS is what gets my heart pumpin’.
seriously, all of these guys are hot for very different reasons! and you don’t even need to see the goods to get a hard on. yikes.
I ultimately went with C, which is feel as though is a cop out since he’s showing the most skin.
But it’s hard to say no to a hairy chest, innit?
B is the guy from the Real World that did that Frat House porn thing
too funny. I know contestant “L”
E, cause he’s got that adorable puppy.
So many to choose from… Unlike the Ichabods we normally get online who are more like Forrest Gump’s box of chocolates, these men are like Sees Candies — you DO know what you’re gonna get, and they’re all gonna be good.
I voted for J but I’ll take b,G, I and J please.
A is so cute!
Ahhh!!! My eyes!!! Never wear a paisley tie with a plaid shirt!
Dammit. If I knew that I woulda chose “F.” I hated that guy from the real world.
Side Note: Really F is after the twinky guys? 0.O
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
amen!
Give us Zito’s MH profile name so we can stalk him!
I say the guy w/ the ears! 🙂 I have ear issues too but I grown too love em so he’s definitely cute to me!
wish i could pick two…I would pic Contestant D and H they both look really hot.
Too many choices!!! 🙁