iPhone Wars: Battle of The Beards

Which one of these guys is the hottest? We’d ask you which one of them has the best beard, but we’re pretty sure you’ll just wind up choosing the most attractive of these selections. Of course, if it were up to me, I wouldn’t make you choose at all. Why? Because it’d be really hot to watch these four studs bang the hell out of you…

Hopefully, this week’s edition of iPhone Wars is more of a contest than the last round. While we had a feeling Contestant C was going to emerge victorious from the Battle of The Abs, we had no idea that he’d take nearly seventy-percent of the votes. Talk about winning by a landslide!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:


31 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Beards

  1. I chose D from the face pictures before the jump – cant see why people are going for C its the beard not the chest we are meant to be judging which is why having guy A fully naked will mess the results – surely to make a fair contest you should have them all nude – however with the size of his meat I think he would still be a strong contender. whatever you think of the guy that cock size will make most take a second look and go whoa!

  2. I usually wouldn’t let any of those nasty looking messes touch me but I might let D blow me if I was wasted.

  3. Between C&D for me. C is the kind of guy who is probably hotter than the pic shows–and he’s lookin’ pretty good in that pic. Gotta resubmit A in some “best cock” battle.

  4. A is good, but a little heavy – think it would look better shorter.
    B is much to heavy at the bottom for a long face, tho i like the separation between the sideburns and the beard – adds interest.
    C is hot tho the lighter beard i think does better trimmed not scruffy and taken to the top of the neck as an overall shadow/tonal effect as the lighter beard lacks the impact/line of the darker beard.
    D is my choice as it is well balanced and suits the face, tho i would have liked to see it more from the side. My favourite part of the beard is the side how it works with the top of the jaw near the ear.
    I’d kiss em all tho. “A kiss without a beard is like an egg without salt”.

  5. i chose b…like his look and his face best.

    but let’s face it…choose? really? wouldn’t a four-pack be best in this case?

  6. (i’m going to be nice, here.

    That said—)

    —i want to express my surprise regarding contestant b’s being in last place.

    (from the iPhone Battles i’ve followed thus far, i know affirmatively that Contestant D’s been entered, before; i have a somewhat-faint memory of having seen “B” featured previously, as well.)

    i did vote for “A” — in part, because of that certain thing my mouth seems to want to be more intimately acquainted with..
    ..but, more so, because i feel his beard looks the most natural.

    ´plus, i like his Mug; maybe he’d benefit from a better picture the next time… …but, then again, none of these gentlemen know they’re going to be put into these Hot or Not Contests. so, how was he to know to adjust the lighting and reduce the graininess?

  7. A all the way, and not just because of that AMAZING, MAKES ME DROOL cock. His beard looks natural, not too groomed and I love the shape of his stache. C is hot, but his beard line is too high and it’s too short. D’s is too short for me as well. B is my second pic. I guess I just really like the big bearded, huge guys.
    But damn, A is one hell of a man.

  8. I loved them all. Guys with body and facial hair give me a rise. I did vote for D though because he also had body art and is getting bald which also turns me on.

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