iPhone Wars: Battle of The Backwards Caps

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It's not every day that you have the opportunity to choose between four sexy men. Perhaps some days, but not every day. What would you do if the hunks above came knocking at your door? Let's just say (for completely hypothetical and unreasonable reasons), you could only invite one of them inside. Who would it be?

This one's a toughie for me! If I had to choose, it'd be between Contestant B and Contestant D. But if I could break my own rules? I'd invite Contestant A and D in so we could stuff the latter in both ends. The other two could come over the next day, during which Contestant C and I would fuck the hell out of that little twink (B). Honestly, I'd get too distracted if I had all four at the same time!

– Dewitt

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CONTESTANT A:

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CONTESTANT B:

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CONTESTANT C:

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CONTESTANT D:

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24 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Backwards Caps

  1. Judging solely by the looks on their faces, they all seem to think they’re “the Shit”…one of them may have just TAKEN a shit…
    So despite the fact that they all sort of look douche-y….I’ll go with D.

  2. I agree with Cman: only B (and to a lesser extent C, but he took that pic in a public washroom thereby relegating him to the dungeon of douchebaggery!) can pull off that look. A & D have this air about them like their shit don’t stink–which is ALL the more hilarious since they’re clearly tired, ol’ douchebags having a mid-life crisis! LOL

  3. Maybe “C” is in some cruisy public restroom waiting for Larry Craig to show his wide stance or just finishing the clean-up after a wild restroom romp with two other hot studs.

  4. they all need slapped. ANYONE whose age has hit double digits and who is not a member of “our gang” deserves to be uzi-ed by the fashion police when caught wearing a backward hat. besides, they all look like they’re just trying to hustle enough money for bus fare out of town.

  5. A looks like Popeye; C looks like I dunno what; D looks like he could be a werewolf in the full moon….B it is!

  6. D is hot as hell…but I like that C is in a public restroom…If I wanted to vote for my grandfather, I would have picked A. B is nice because he shows his cock. I had to go with D, he can bend me or my hat backwards any day of the week.

  7. The bodies and the faces aren’t enough to excuse the fact that the backward cap is a retarded look to begin with. You don’t wear any of your other clothes backwards, do you?

  8. I like A the best, I hate kids so b’s not doing it for me and C’s the only other contender =P

  9. I love how on these polls the winner is always the one that is showing his cock (unless all of them are). Can’t you guys get over just the cock and judge on the whole package? Geez!

  10. i voted b and i didn’t even pay close enough attention to the pictures to notice his cock at first so i guess we can

  11. i must be a rebel.
    because i thought Contestant A was the most superior choice, here — and i had voted, accordingly; the under-aged Contestant B struck my fancy, the least: although “D” isn’t too far from “B,” in terms of my feelings of relative disinterest, also.
    and hotwhat’s observation is true (at least it was, when i had checked on the tally, yesterday); i think you should have cropped out that young boy’s cock, so that the other “contestants” would have some semblance of a chance to win.
    but, actually, “C” is currently in the lead, by 0.3%
    this surprises me.
    i mean, “C” is okay.. ..maybe with a different picture, his Appeal would show through, to me, even more.
    i’d still go with “A,” though.
    what *i* want to know is, what the ages of these Voters are, so i can have a better idea of what’s going on and, more importantly, _why_.

  12. There’s something odd about C. I think is called PHOTOSHOP, that dick ain’t real!! NO SHIT! Just look at the light in his body and the light in the room; the light in his hand and the light in his “dick”!
    And I choose Contestant C, I give a shit if he is in a gym’s restroom, or a public one. I just wannna fuck him…for a whole weekend!!! No talking just fucking! Like there’s a reason to start a conversation with a duchebag!?!
    A.explosion of duchebag “symbolism”, the pour guy even has one of those tattoos, everyone thought where amazing through the mid 90’s to early 2000, he most feel like Angelina Jolie, but she had the money to take it out!…
    D.simple… BEER GUT AND MAN BOOBS!!!

  13. i’ll let you go for that slip where you meant “B,” but put `C´ instead; i’ll even overlook your critique for “A,” since that was an opinion — and we all have our Opinions.
    now, although i don’t care for “D” too much, i will have to disagree with your assessment of his having Man Boobs and Beer Gut.
    he might not be Muscles, per se, but “D” isn’t that out-of-shape, either, carlos.
    (and i will have to presume, then, that you are a Latino Adonis, over there, to be saying such things?)

  14. Ohh ‘carlos’ shut up! Go play with your lying, cheating loser superstaaaar friend! LOL nobody can stand either of you! kissezzz – barf! ;P
    ps: i can appreciate all the guys in the line up – free massage for all 🙂
    message sent from my ‘ipod’

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