iPhone Wars: Battle of The Anonymous Cock (Part II)

Our last three editions of iPhone Wars have been seriously lacking in the “dudes showing their wangs” department, so we thought we’d even things out with a second round of the Battle of The Anonymous Cock. Sure, you probably see enough headless guys on Manhunt, but how often do you have an opportunity to vote on which one’s the hottest?

Hopefully, this competition will be a little more interesting than last week’s Battle of The Beverages. We had a feeling that Contestant A would emerge victorious, but we didn’t think he’d trample the other contestants with no mercy! Let’s see how this one turns out…

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To check out the full pictures and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:


30 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Anonymous Cock (Part II)

  1. Gotta agree with Andy…the massive uncut cock gets my vote every time too. “B” gets my vote. But “C” and “D” can both come and party too. What a Four-Way that would be.

  2. A, cuz he’s a doctor. B, cuz he’s head on. C, cuz he’s hairy. D, cuz he’s smooth OMG, all of them cuz they’re all HOT!!!

  3. Oh A for sure. Massive dick, looks deliciously thick. I can’t believe that at this point, D is winning. That thing is long but not very girthy.

  4. Tough call between A and C. A, cuz doctors are fucking HOT; C, cuz hairy guys make me purr. Ended up going with with A, cuz I’m just DYING to know what’s under those scrubs……..yummy!

  5. I based my decision strictly on cock. I am not a huge fan of foreskin but ‘B’ is the best of the bunch (no pun intended).

    Now ‘D’, is fucking DISGUSTING.

  6. i voted for ‘A’ — there’s something about knowing that there’s a medical practitioner who’s “naughty” which intrigues me.

    plus, he seems to be an Average Guy..
    ..who definitely has a nice, hole-poking dick.

  7. A was at a disadvantage without showing his chest
    B was too skinny … I wouldn’t kick him outta bed but if I’m getting my pick I want a bit more beef
    C was too hairy for my tastes, only when picking between these … not too hairy in real life …
    D was obvious choice … bit more beef than B and he’s smooth, even if his cock may be photoshopped, if it’s not then I’d really like to meet him … 🙂

  8. Judging by A’s thighs and arms, he’s not disadvantaged by not showing his torso. He’s advantaged that he’s wearing scrubs.

    B, far and above. Smooth lean boys with freaking ridiculous uncut dicks that could be classified as a deadly weapon under the new TSA regulations get my vote every time.

  9. C is deliciously hairy, but I went with A. I like the whole, doctor hiding a huge tool thing. Also, you can tell he’s a little meaty, all around. I like.

  10. I don’t like bald crotches. What’s with all the shaved/’manscaped’ crotches & armpits?

    C is the one…nice cock, nice furry crotch, nice body. I could lick/suck/kiss/play with that beautiful body for hours, not to mention the enjoyment I would have feeling him inside my always horny ass.

  11. “B” should read the tips in the manhunt blog and get sideways with that impressive piece and show off the true size…he’d be the winner in the clubhouse by now!

  12. A is kinda fat for me. Others are into his scrubs, but its kinda whatevers to me
    C deserves an honorable mention for me. He looks pretty hot, but something about being too furry is kinda gross
    D looks too smooth and high maintenance for me.

    B wins for sure. He’s not too skinny, but not a gym bunny. I also kinda like pasty 🙂

  13. @Pudding: You really don’t know what you want, do you? In another iPhone contest, you said you liked them smooth. In this one, he’s too smooth.. Single much?

  14. Exactly, too smooth. And yeah, I am single. Kinda picky too, which would explain. Not too ashamed of it.

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