In Which Randy Phillips, That Gay Soldier Who Came Out To His Dad, Essentially Turns Into The Gay Scott Herman

Remember this guy? You loved this guy. Strangely, you weren’t as excited when we posted a gratuitous shot of his half-naked body, but we guess inspirational coming out stories override boners in certain situations. We’re not going to question it. We’ll just accept that you’re not (audible gasp) constantly preoccupied with your dick 24/7. Gay men actually have some substance! Emotions and feelings! Who would have ever imagined that?

Speaking of which, this is a video of Randy Phillips telling you how to do oblique side crunches, in the hope that you’ll give him money to make more shirtless videos (and eventually open a gym some day). He promises he won’t promote any products (unlike some people), except for maybe those t-shirts he links to in the description of this video.

Not that we’re judging… Everybody’s got their something, you know? Get that check, Randy! Do your thang! Hustle and flow! Bring it on, all or nothing!

– Dewitt

Click through to learn about exercising stare at Randy’s nipples:

(via The Sword)

10 thoughts on “In Which Randy Phillips, That Gay Soldier Who Came Out To His Dad, Essentially Turns Into The Gay Scott Herman

  1. I made a comment a while back that there was a bit of this going on, but I thought (then) he’d come up with a book or something like that…

    sadly, now I wish he was writing a book about his experiences, as opposed to coming out of the closet and fulfilling the stereotype…..

  2. coming out is one thing (I respect   and understand the stress in doing that); becoming a “car salesman”  is something else.  Sorry if  that sounds negative  but  I  don’t see a gym owner  here.

  3. Goodlooking guy, nice physique, all-American sex appeal, manly voice, confident, good screen presence, cool military haircut.   His dedication to fitness is a turn-on.  Those G-rated shorts have the effect of making a gay guy want to see more, while knowing he needs to be his own man.   In my view  he’s got talent, sex appeal,  and a future in front of a camera.  There are probably enough underwear models, and there should be a niche for a PG wholesome gay dude who chooses to keep his pants on when making a video.  All the best to him.  Thanks for featuring him.

  4. Anyone else get the hint of Miranda from mirandasings (a music parody YouTube channel) from his strange facial expressions and somewhat inconsistent sentence structure?

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