I am willing to guess that ALL OF US have experienced the issue that Colby tackles in his latest “In Bed With Colby Keller” vid. To the guy who just muttered “erectile dysfunction?” don’t make me slap you, bitch. No, it’s when you are chatting a guy up on Manhunt and you’ve decided to make it happen and all of a he hits you with:
“I can’t host.”
FFFUUUCCCCCKKK. This is unfortunate cuz’ it’s one of those times when you can’t either. Either your roommate/partner/husband is home (don’t judge), or your place is being fumigated, or you live with Mom and Dad. And his pics are really hot. ARGH, what to do? Never fear, Colby Keller’s here!
When you’re finished watching Colby answer life’s most important questions, check out his blog (Big Shoe Diaries) and follow him on Twitter! Did you know our Manhunt sexpert and his pal Karl Marxxx are going on tour? They leave on Friday and they need your help choosing destinations! Look for the details after the vid!
– J. Harvey
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Ten year porn veteran and popular art-nerd porn blogger, Colby Keller hits the road for more adventures with Big Shoe Diaries. Keller, 31 will be driving with co-blogger and queer performance artist Karl Marxxx of the Big Shoe Team from NYC to Seattle, Washington August 10th to 18th to see and share the funniest and randiest that the northern United States have to offer. Colby, the resident Manhunt.net sex advice vlogger is also hoping to secure engagements at bars/clubs/community centers/bachelor and bachelorette parties for his infamous “Colby Keller Spanking Station.”
Know of a crazy I SEE PENIS landmark Colby shouldn’t miss?
Want to book Colby for a night of spanking at your club or porn-friendly private house party?
Send us an email at Big Shoe Diaries – that’s bigshoediaries@gmail.com OR lawntattoo@gmail.com
We’ll be conducting interviews, hopefully hosting some events and taking photos of everything gay and perverted along the way. But we need your help. Spread the word to party planners, club owners, gallerists, artists we should interview and randy local tour guides so that we can make this trip the best possible.
Our current (and relatively flexible) itinerary is as follows:
August 10th (Pittsburgh or Cleveland)
August 11th (Chicago or Madison)
August 12th (Minneapolis)
August 13th somewhere in North/South Dakota
August 14th somewhere in Montana
August 15th somewhere in Idaho/Utah/western Oregon
August 16th Portland
August 17th Seattle
Help us secure our timeline and tell us what we should see!!! See you on the open road!
Colby Keller & Karl Marxxx Do America!
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Parks? Public Restrooms? Truck Stops? How disgusting! You might as well tell them go to a bath house, $10 the locker + free AIDS.
he did mention a bath house, right before the parks suggestion…
While real life may not imitate porn, the clip referenced at the end of Colby’s video is actually in a porn video — Raging Stallion’s “Caught on Tape”.
http://queermenow.net/blog/caught-on-tape-adam-champ-fucks-angelo-marconi/
What’s the deal with this guy? You have a spot devoted to him about every other day lately. Is he paying you off or what? Personally, I don’t find him all that hot.
Colby is adorable. Please let him know I can host anytime.
While I’m not turned on by the thought of having sex in some of the alternative locations he mentioned, remember that it’s what you do–not where you do it–that leads to HIV infection.
Hahahahaha. Awesome. Brilliant advance. I used to hook up with a guy who went to a neighboring university when I was in college. Obviously neither of us could host because we lived in the dorms, so we would fuck in parking lots in the middle of the night. We would generally choose far corners of apartment complex lots, but occasionally we also used secluded campus parking (oh the glorious of going to college in a small city). We were never caught and even if someone did walk by, the windows of the car were generally fogged up to provide us with some some semblance of privacy.
Thank you.
Also let’s be clear because apparently Hudson doesn’t quite get it: you’re not infected with AIDS, you’re infected with HIV. HIV may cause AIDS, but with proper treatment (which is very easy to acquire) you can live a full, healthy, and long life.
“Either your roommate/partner/husband is home (don’t judge)…”
Really? Fine, but gay men are exceptional at being judgmental; it’s what we do whether we want to admit it or not. Roommate example aside, we wonder why gays are jaded, emotionally immature, and no one takes our “community” (term is used very loosely) all that seriously.
Remember though, don’t judge, heaven forbid…
Seriously, some of you people need a good fuck, but first you’ll have to remove the stick from your ass.
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. Public sex and the risk, fear, thrill of being caught can really spice up a sexual encounter and I’m not just referring to a one-night pick up – I’ve had great adventures with my partner in the great outdoors! And what’s this crap about free AIDS? You’re no more likely to contract HIV in a public place than in the privacy of your own home – it’s what you do not where you do it.
i like his shirt :3
Oh, get over yourself, PLEASE. Colby Keller is hot. He’s the boy next door who made good — he got to be a porn star. What’s your credentials?
i swear wtf why do faggots always have to fucking hate. Let the man fucking be and just go shove your asses in the air at the bar like you usually do. Also Colby Keller is fucking hot so go hate on someone who deserves it like chick-fil-a
I absolutely <3 Colby! Interesting…yet very nausea inducing shirt though…
Love it! Great suggestions, Colby! Come to Vancouver, I’ll show you some sweet Parks!
Wait, I have an apartment… oh well, let’s do it on the Beach anyway! 😀
Stairwells are a great option and rarely have any surveillance or traffic, especially on the higher floors. Grab the elevator to 16 and then pick the middle ground between the two doors for a better vantage point.
The occasional seedy back alley can be a blast too, along with parking garages as mentioned. Playgrounds can be fun as far as parks go, offering some cover on the jungle gym, and when was the last time you played on the monkey bars or flew through the air on the swing?
sometimes, adult bookstores can be an okay alternative.
i guess.
maybe when every working man’s economy is a little better we all can afford to “host.”
I want to know what happened withe Steve Daigle and Colby?