In Bed With Colby Keller: Etiquette On Manhunt

Colby Keller

Are you behaving like a perfect gentleman when you log onto Manhunt looking to get laid? The anonymity of the internet can sometimes allow us to forget all the lessons Mom taught us. You know – holding doors for little old ladies, saying “please” and “thank you”, and letting that 73-year-old alcoholic Dolly Parton impersonator who msged you on Manhunt down with a gentle “No thanks, but good luck! I loved you in Rhinestone!”

We get it. You’re horned up, and want to get on and get off. But that’s no excuse for acting déclassé! Here’s the incomparable Colby Keller with some etiquette tips for when you’re on Manhunt. They’re guaranteed to get you laid by the guy you’re after, AND will make sure you do it without being a jerkwad. No one likes a jerkwad.

When you’re finished watching Colby answer life’s most important questions, check out his blog (Big Shoe Diaries) and follow him on Twitter! Did you know our Manhunt sexpert and his pal Karl Marxxx are on tour? They still need your help in choosing their tour stops! Look for the details after the vid!

– J. Harvey

To watch the latest “In Bed With Colby Keller” vid, follow the BREAK:

Ten year porn veteran and popular art-nerd porn blogger, Colby Keller hits the road for more adventures with Big Shoe Diaries. Keller, 31 is driving with co-blogger and queer performance artist Karl Marxxx of the Big Shoe Team from NYC to Seattle, Washington August 10th to 18th to see and share the funniest and randiest that the northern United States have to offer. Colby, the resident Manhunt.net sex advice vlogger is also hoping to secure engagements at bars/clubs/community centers/bachelor and bachelorette parties for his infamous “Colby Keller Spanking Station.”

Know of a crazy I SEE PENIS landmark Colby shouldn’t miss?
Want to book Colby for a night of spanking at your club or porn-friendly private house party?

Send us an email at Big Shoe Diaries – that’s bigshoediaries@gmail.com OR lawntattoo@gmail.com

We’ll be conducting interviews, hopefully hosting some events and taking photos of everything gay and perverted along the way. But we need your help. Spread the word to party planners, club owners, gallerists, artists we should interview and randy local tour guides so that we can make this trip the best possible.

Our current (and relatively flexible) itinerary is as follows:

August 15th somewhere in Idaho/Utah/western Oregon
August 16th Portland
August 17th Seattle

Help us secure our timeline and tell us what we should see!!! See you on the open road!

Colby Keller & Karl Marxxx Do America!
bigshoediaries@gmail.com
lawntattoo@gmail.com

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37 thoughts on “In Bed With Colby Keller: Etiquette On Manhunt”

  4. WTF is he wearing?? 30+ porn ‘stars’ should NOT be dressing like 15yr old school girls! lol

  5. WTF is he wearing?? 30+ porn ‘stars’ should NOT be dressing like 15yr old school girls! lol

  12. Thanks, Colby, for getting the ball rolling –pun intended! However, I find that saying, “No thanks,” to people I’m uninterested in tends to encourage flaming. I don’t like giving those guys the silent treatment, but it really cuts down on the drama.

    Also, “top” and “bottom” are generally social labels, admissions of inexperience, or inferiority complexes about penis size. They mean nothing in the bedroom, where most guys are versatile.

    I’ve fucked “100% tops,” and I’ve spread my legs for “total bottoms.” When it comes to sex –another pun– most guys will do what you want.

  13. Thing is, it’s Manhunt . . . and probably 80% of the guys who have profiles have mis-stated at least one part or a good chunk of their stats or interests or whatever. Part of the anonymity of the internet. So much for ‘honesty’.

  14. Yeah, WTF is he wearing? It looks like a 15 year old girl’s sundress or something, and at the end of his little dissertation, calling a guy’s hole a “cunt” is totally offensive. Who decided this queen is the gay “Dear Abby”???

  15. Yeah, WTF is he wearing? It looks like a 15 year old girl’s sundress or something, and at the end of his little dissertation, calling a guy’s hole a “cunt” is totally offensive. Who decided this queen is the gay “Dear Abby”???

  17. Where does Colby get his cool tank shirts?? This weeks and last weeks tanks were stunning, esp when he is a stunning and gorgeous man!

  18. Where does Colby get his cool tank shirts?? This weeks and last weeks tanks were stunning, esp when he is a stunning and gorgeous man!

  20. Terrible tast in clothing, but made some good points. My profile on MH is honest, but I have learned to take the photos and text of others with a grain of salt.

  21. I never thought Colby Keller could EVER do anything to make my dick soft untill I saw that shirt!!!! I thought the black and white eye sore (yes my eyes ACTUALLY hurt) on the last post was bad, but DAMN!!! RuPaul’s Drag Race could give him a good review of basic colours, textures, and patterns!!!

  22. I love Colby and these videos are definitely on point for the subject matter, but I think the overall subject matter needs to be a bit more… interesting, funny, tongue in cheek, ridiculous…You know, anything but what it’s been. Go back to the things like douching and hosting orgies and what not, something that has an inherent entertainment value.

  23. I love Colby and these videos are definitely on point for the subject matter, but I think the overall subject matter needs to be a bit more… interesting, funny, tongue in cheek, ridiculous…You know, anything but what it’s been. Go back to the things like douching and hosting orgies and what not, something that has an inherent entertainment value.

  27. He obviously got his costume from the trash heap, thrown away by the synchronized swimming team from Istanbul.

  28. I love those profiles, with names like “fuckmeraw83” or something like that, and then the description says they r looking for love, not just sex… and then the ubiquitous top profiles showing ass, and bottom profiles showing a hard cock…

    also, can u be a boi when u r 45, or a jock, for that matter?

    Colby made me think of such profiles =-)

  29. After reading these comments, it seems Manhunters are only able to see and not listen. They clearly weren’t paying attention when Colby was talking about being polite and having god manners. All they were able to notice was Colby’s tank top an make bitchy comments about it. Guess our community has a long way to go when it comes to manners. Sad, yet not surprising

  30. After reading these comments, it seems Manhunters are only able to see and not listen. They clearly weren’t paying attention when Colby was talking about being polite and having god manners. All they were able to notice was Colby’s tank top an make bitchy comments about it. Guess our community has a long way to go when it comes to manners. Sad, yet not surprising

  31. After reading these comments, it seems Manhunters are only able to see and not listen. They clearly weren’t paying attention when Colby was talking about being polite and having god manners. All they were able to notice was Colby’s tank top an make bitchy comments about it. Guess our community has a long way to go when it comes to manners. Sad, yet not surprising

  32. After reading these comments, it seems Manhunters are only able to see and not listen. They clearly weren’t paying attention when Colby was talking about being polite and having god manners. All they were able to notice was Colby’s tank top an make bitchy comments about it. Guess our community has a long way to go when it comes to manners. Sad, yet not surprising

  33. After reading these comments, it seems Manhunters are only able to see and not listen. They clearly weren’t paying attention when Colby was talking about being polite and having god manners. All they were able to notice was Colby’s tank top an make bitchy comments about it. Guess our community has a long way to go when it comes to manners. Sad, yet not surprising

  35. “chastenun4fun”

    god knows how true that is — i don’t like trying to guess at what a person is on the site for..

    but i’m kinda iffy about #4 — precisely because not everyone knows how to take a No for the answer; and, also, because it’s not always fun having to deliver a more-strong rejection to that person who “just wants to talk”/be social when your mind is focused on manhunting.

    thus, usually, it is a kinder service/less hassle to maintain your silence, in those cases where the other person hasn’t clearly, but respectfully, stated what his primary intentions with you are; in those other cases when your suitor wants to try living by the creed of “persistence is key” (without even making an attempt to offer anything new to incentive you), then it will be best to say “thanks but no thanks,” and pray you won’t have to escalate your rebuking to the next level.

    which reminds me: it’s all fine-and-dandy to leave another person a compliment; and if all you receive in return is a “thanks,” then don’t be surprised if any further attempts at communication will prove fruitless.

    (i’ve seen some phenomenally attractive pictures of guys on personals sites {note my wording there} — it shouldn’t be incredibly difficult to figure what guys might get a thousand responses a day, and those who might scrape by with 5 per month.

    try to be understanding of those guys who are likely bombarded each day, and don’t make yourself a nuisance to them if you don’t get an immediate response.
    or, even, any response.

    in this day and age Silence is better than a “you’re not even in my league; how dare you presume thinking you even have a chance to breathe the same air as I.”)

  36. Uhhh… why are you subjected to it? You’re subjected to anything you CHOOSE to be on the internet… Don’t click if you don’t want to, dumb-ass.

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